Never Would I Think I Would See It On My Dash

i love the strange reality of being a human person with a human brain. one time someone said something to me in a foreign language (japanese, which i do not speak) and i automatically responded in a different foreign language (spanish, which i do not speak well) and then we both said "what?" in english, an experience made more surreal by the fact that everyone around us was speaking loudly in canadian french (as this occurred in Quebec)

one tectonic plate approaching another

“so are you a top or a bottom?”

Finally what iroh has truly been talking about.

Hey kids, wanna learn what signs of botulism look like?

Umbridge at leasthad the initiative to make actual laws and rules about things she didn’t like.

Judge Donna Scott Davenport oversees a juvenile justice system in Rutherford County, Tennessee, with a staggering history of jailing children. She said kids must face consequences, which rarely seem to apply to her or the other adults in charge.

This woman needs to be kicked off the bench and disbarred. Then, she must be prosecuted for abuse of power.

https://www.propublica.org/article/black-children-were-jailed-for-a-crime-that-doesnt-exist

Awesome. I’m glad to join the chain.

Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

Every time I get groceries I’m always appalled at how little you can get for like, $20. I was making banana pudding so I needed vanilla wafers but the brand name nilla wafers cost $4 a box. The minimum wage in my state is $7.25/hr. My friend put it really well when he said “imagine you work for an hour and someone hands you two boxes of nilla wafers and said ‘actually this is a bit more than what I owe you’”

Disney: Dana, we’re cutting your show short because of the LBTQRS stuff finish it up in the second season. Thanks.

Dana: Okay, so. Lilith confirmed a full transformation like Eda, but she’s like, way bigger. And their mom was anti-vax, and confirm they have a dad. Make Lilith leave immediately after finally bonding with everyone. Reveal there has been another human in the Boiling Isles before and call them ‘he’ to really rile up the Human!Belos theorizers. Also confirm Creepy Luz is posing as current Luz in the human world with her mom, who is none the wiser.  The poor guy who has to write this all into the script: And you want this stretched out between the season, right? Dana: Lmao nah, put it all in the fourth episode. With 90% of it at the very end. It’s gonna be great I promise.