Someone Please Make Videos Of These Ideas!

Someone please make videos of these ideas!

i think we as a society really need more sound-effect-based comedy, like just imagine the potential:

-person falling down the stairs, but theres a slinky sound effect evrytime they hit a step

-person falls into a bush or a tree or something, but instead of a regular leaf-russling sound, it makes like a SHLORP portal-sounding noise

-person gets stabbed or cut open except it makes either a paper-tearing noise or the crinkly noise of someone opening a bag of chips

-person jumps into a pool, makes a glass-shattering sound

-person taking a long smoke of a cigarette, but it makes a wet, slurpy, licky-sounding noise