Trick The Republicans Into Hating Neonazis Because The First Ones Were Socialists.

Before COVID shut the library down, I was helping a little boy and his mom find books.

“What do you like to read about?” I asked. “Dinosaurs!” This is common request, but can mean different things, “Okay. Do you want a story about dinosaurs, or facts about dinosaurs?” “Facts.” I took him to the dinosaur section (567.9) of the juvenile nonfiction. He picked out a couple books, and I asked him if there was anything else he was looking for. “Do you have anything on DNA?” I had to think about that for a second. “I think so…but I’ll have to look it up.” The boy beamed, “I want to find out how DNA works, so I can bring them back!” “We just saw Jurassic Park,” his mom explained with a smile that did not waver when she added, “We didn’t learn anything.”

Scout: I always keep a bat by my bed.

Spy: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.

Sniper: I sleep with a knife.

Medic: Ho ho ho, the three of you are pathetic.

Scout: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Medic: Heavy.

“Alexa!” I call,”set mirror font color to blood red,”

The voice responds, “your font color is now blood red.

Oh, I love my Amazon smart mirror I thought to myself.

A demon writes messages on your mirror in blood, but they’re useful messages, things like “Don’t forget you have yoga at 2” or “You’re out of milk”.

Trick?

clown dragon

You mean #dabination

The dabbing angel of prophecy

I almost thought this was an actual photo.

Dimitri Sirenko, “Faith and Fate”, 2020 Oil on canvas, 60 x 91cm

Is this correct? 👀👀

Only in worlds in which the numeral 4 doesn't close up into a triangle on the top.

Walks into the Senate and holds up a very confused Palpatine:

Behold the senate.

A Lizard Wizard and a Croc Warlock getting ready to battle!