it's my birthday tomorrow 🥳 and currently three hours before my party as i post this, i am self indulging :))))
- lord be lucky he showed up
- no wrapping paper
- no card
- if anything, it's his own art
- thank you otis
- does not show up
- sends a formality gift from geneco probably
- if he really likes you like that, it's something he would want (knife, etc)
- thank you luigi
- terrible wrapping job
- he was going to give you records but ended up keeping them all
- made little crafts instead
- or some metal junk from the battle land tunnels
- thank you choptop
- couldn't decide
- bought 40 things
- all in three bags
- many magic supplies and probably a lot of candies
- thank you magician
- NOTHING !!!
- HE'S NOT INVITED
- FUCK YOU BUCKMAN
- ALSO NOTHING
- WAS INVITED DIDNT SHOW UP
- CALL ME BACK QUINN 😕😕
you ever be watching The Godfather and you’re like WOW that kitty is so happy and such a good actor i wonder if it was someone’s cat on set or what…
sobbing. shitting. puking
wherever bill goes, ogre must follow ! i cannot resist talking about him (please be warned i am about to pull characters out of my ass that exist only in theory buckle up)
- clean, VERY clean, like two showers a day clean
- he has lots of VERY flowery perfumes that correspond with his outfit colors somehow
- a hint of food ! the kind of food smell that interests you, like a bakery or a fruit salad
- while all the other carnies smell like sickeningly sweet candy, the twin smells like salt
- there's only an undertone of what everything else smells like
- he's leathery and salty and VERY thick with alcohol (scary scents)
- stealing lukas' idea: women's perfume
- except he fishes it out of the pockets and bags of ladies they target (as he does makeup and stuff)
- NEVER smells bad. a bad bitch can't have flies
- 🤢
- oh my god he's every dead animal thrown into a pot and boiled
- you'd think the smell of trees and forest makes it better but somehow it's actually worse !
- any smell that's like. Nothing. but still something
- freshly washed clothes, grass, windows, refrigerator air, maybe a little shavs and cologne
- he is so normal it makes me ill
- yes we named it kitty
- it smells like a CAT and SWEAT but NOT BAD SWEAT
- also probably hell which i would assume is fire and stone and whatever
- the scent of a plant that does not grow here and never will
- incredibly comforting
- can bend pheromones at will + releases the smell of burning rubber when frightened
- DO NOT COME AT ME HE IS MY FAVORITE I NAMED HIM AND GAVE HIM A PERSONALITY FOR MY OWN SANITY
- anyway. blood and vomit and rotting meat and chainsaw fuel
- generally disgusting, mixed with all sorts of body fluid judging by his tubes and wires (probably the last thing youll ever smell whether you see him coming or not)
- he's played by dwayne its close enough
- probably very leathery and very weed-y
- although i see him smelling like a lot of hair products and. Once again our friend cologne
thanks for coming to my TED talk part 2
ELECTROCUTION
It’s always Black Christmas if you aren’t a coward
New design take on Billy! I really took inspiration from all my old slasher doodles but much more of my current style.
Billy n Susan ^ bonus doodle :)))
happy birthday ducky 😭
Dwayne Goettel of Skinny Puppy
*White knuckled fists on the table leaning halfway across it gritting my teeth* youmissedthewholefuckingpointyoumissedthewholefuckingpointyoumissedthewholefuckingpointyoumissedthewholefuckingpointyoumissedthewholefuckingpoint
the love of my life.... oh my goodness
Nivek ogre wearing friendship bracelets me and @twiceinawhile made for him!!! He was so happy 🥹
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