This Is The Arrow Of Destiny. Reblog This And See What Comes Up Next. This Person/saying/thing Will Have

why can’t people see kristen stewart is basically 98% of all tumblr users

List of Books to Read Before You Die

1. Any book you want

2. Don’t read books you don’t want to read

3. That’s it

4. Congratulations you did it

"You’re a wizard Ali"

I love the phrase “what the entire fuck” because it implies that there exists some scenario that warrants only a “what the partial fuck”.

Your Fantasy Story is Bothering Me Part II

Part I

I’m back with more complaints about fantasy:

Huzzah! I Have Outwitted The Entire Royal Court!

The Midlands, The West Islands, The Dark Lake

The Council of Elrond

Let’s Paint Our Faces Bright Orange to Find One Another

Hello My Name is Dq’eobh’mt

The Misinformed Feminist Preacher

The Broken Queen

Sing to the Goddess of the Earth!

Let’s All Listen to this Stranger and Finally Revolt

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Cats Stealing Food in Paintings

Still Life with Cat (1705) by Desportes, It's no use crying over spilt milk (1880) by Frank Paton, Still Life of the Remnants of a Meal with a Lunging Cat (18th Century) by Alexandre-François Desportes, Fish Still Life with Two Cats (1781) by Martin Ferdinand Quadal, Still Life with a Cat and a Mackerel on a Table Top (18th Century) by Giovanni Rivalta, The Collared Thief (1860) by William James Webbe, Cat Stealing a String of Sausages (17th Century) by Abraham van Beyeren, Still Life with a Cat (1760) by Sebastiano Lazzari, Kitchen Still Life with Fish and Cat (ca. 1650) by Sebastian Stoskopff, An Oyster Supper (1882) by Horatio Henry Couldery, Still Life with an Ebony Chest (17th Century) by Frans Snyders, Still Life with a Cat (1724) by Alexandre-Francois Desportes, A Cat Attacking Dead Game (18th Century) by Alexandre-François Desportes, Still Life of Fresh-Water Fish with a Cat (1656) by Pieter Claesz, Still Life with Fruits and Ham with a Cat and a Parrot (18th Century) by Alexandre-Francois Desportes, A Cat Holding a Fish in Its Mouth (18th Century) by Sebastiano Lazzari, Still Life with a Cat and a Hare (18th Century) by Desportes, Still Life with Cat and Rayfish (1728) by Jean-Siméon Chardin, A Cat with Dead Game (1711) by Alexandre-Francois Desportes, Still Life with Cat and Fish (1728) by Jean Baptiste Siméon Chardin

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Hi, I’m a writer. My hobbies include not writing. 

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16 days to 2015 and I still think I’m in 2012

unblockingwritersblock:“Writing software is interesting because it can be so varied. Some people prefer the bare minimum, a blank space to write and no distractions. Other people like to bring out...

This song gives me a lot of Manannan feels.

Swallowed by a vicious vengeful sea oh ooh oh-oh Darker days are raining over me oh ooh oh-oh In the deepest depths I lost myself oh ooh oh-oh I see myself through someone else