Im Posting This Just To Put It In My Laugh Rule Tag Because It Was Killing Me Eariler

I love the phrase “what the entire fuck” because it implies that there exists some scenario that warrants only a “what the partial fuck”.

The Shapes of Stories, Kurt Vonnegut’s theories about archetypal stories.

what a legend

*cracks neck* my time has come

Concept: Baba Yaga, except instead of a scary cannibal grandma she’s a smirking vodka aunt (vodka great-aunt?) who freely hands out apparently sound – albeit often slightly self-destructive – advice, and it’s not until much later that the implications of the advice she’s given you finally click and you’re like OH GOD DAMMIT.

let’s stop seeing sex as the biggest thing you can do to show someone you love them