EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID

im obsessed with this one guy on instagram who goes to that deer park in japan and takes videos of them set to 2000s pop punk and rock. all of the videos are like this

yknow what. gerard way got thru withdrawls when he got clean. so can i. shoutout my emotional support rockstar.

help i had a dream last night that i was walking around my college campus with dan and phil?! and blonde phil was smoking a cigarette…and he looked great doing it

Idk if this is about a hard launch or not but I do think they find the elephant in the room very funny. They are laughing at us. They are waltzing around around the room with the elephant and laughing at us. We know you know so now watch us play hide and seek with the elephant.

drunk and thinking about mikey way

wow a button :3

OBSESSED

They sure do make ME happy

my cellmate's a killer they make me do transgender operations on illegal aliens in drag..

thinking about silly fluffy killjoy antics...tan lines in the shapes of masks your team makes fun of you for, just to pull theirs off after a firefight and have the same. sleeping in big piles of everyone you love. laughing so hard your ribs hurt as the sun sets, and giggling so hard youre lightheaded as the sun rises after a successful Zones sleepover. the acidic soda combinations teenagers make and share. helping your friends name themselves when they finally escape batt city and going thrifting for their first jacket with them. zone accents that develop over time. the live music. the pranks. the parades and dance parties and and festivals and holidays and legends. the words for colors you have to come up with because nobody has an education ("dude what color is that?" "uhhhh superfuckingbright yellowish-bluish?") friendship bracelets. nail art trends. slightly dangerous radioactive pets everyone has. witchfucker wednesday <3 the zines passed around about everything from how to sew up your pants to how to shoot a drac dead in one zap. just. KILLJOY CULTURE IS FULL OF JOY OKAY