HAPPY FRANK FRIDAY !!!! HERES FUN GHOUL !!!

help i had a dream last night that i was walking around my college campus with dan and phil?! and blonde phil was smoking a cigarette…and he looked great doing it

Mikey says to HYDRATE

he appears to be very excited about being covered in flour !!

MY FUCKING KOBRA KID FIGURE GOT DUMPED IN FLOUR

have i ever told you guys about the time i tripped on an excessive amount of shrooms and went to battery city. i accidentally put danger days on repeat for the whole six hour trip. i became party poison and i left battery city and i felt destroya in my BONES. wildest experience of my life.

debating if it would be funnier to have a bumper sticker saying "my other ride is a [exact make and model of the car the sticker is on]" or "my other ride is a [equally shitty but different car]"

Idk if this is about a hard launch or not but I do think they find the elephant in the room very funny. They are laughing at us. They are waltzing around around the room with the elephant and laughing at us. We know you know so now watch us play hide and seek with the elephant.

some more gender way for your day <33

nobody told me deadmau5 is pronounced ‘dead mouse.’ glad to know i’ve been embarrassing myself for 15 years.

i love fun ghoul’s cheek scar so much i want one. i will not get one, but i want one.

Rapid Onset Gender Dysphoria is such a weird theory because it's like there's a very obvious explanation for why middle school kids who didn't have dysphoria before might suddenly have dysphoria. Like huh weird I wonder what very obvious and widely known change that could cause kids to suddenly become very uncomfortable in their gender or sexual identity starts in between the ages of 10 and 14. Guess we'll never know. Must be peer pressure to *checks notes* become the only gender minority in your whole school singling you out for harassment by your peers. Couldn't be puberty suddenly giving you new body parts/bodily functions that are wrong for you.