WHAT DID I MISS

leaving america was the best decision i ever made

does anybody else ever get really really really tired of the american inability to comprehend that the american experience is not universal and that america does not do everything better than everyone else

with duct tape scars on my honey

the world needs more frikey fics that have *zero* waycest

Get in loser for the— JOY RIDE!

how is my handwriting so booty i cant

BRO IM LITERALLY FUCKING CREAMING OVER THIS VIDEO

WHAT AM I WEARING???? WELL NOTHING NOW SIR⁉️⁉️⁉️

concept: posting unhinged photos of dan without permission as tour promo

So. We’re just going to casually brush past this?

Well are you ready Ray? ...Ray? Aw fuck guys we forgot him at the gas station again