Don’t Lie The First Time U Read Smut It Was Heterosexual And U Typed In dirty One Direction Imagines

I really really wish that I was one of those people that other people on tumblr actually paid attention to

"I miss when movies weren't political-"

ALIEN is about a megacorporation coercing some salvagers into transporting a dangerous creature without telling them what it is, all because the creature could be a great bioweapon for them. When a survivor of this failed transport mission wants reparations, they screw her over to avoid a scandal.

ROBOCOP is about another mega-corporation experimenting with a cop's body and declaring him their property, trying to reduce him to an obedient killing machine who can maintain the status quo for them.

JURASSIC PARK is about a rich billionaire going all out to make a dinosaur-themed amusement park, not caring about the real-world implications of resurrecting giant lizards. He also underpays ONE guy to maintain the entire park's security systems so predictably, that one guy betrays him at a crucial moment.

The best movies weave their politics with plot & character, so you can enjoy them as entertainment but can also notice the themes. Movies without themes wind up being all spectacle and no substance, just noise and color like Michael Bay's Transformers franchise. Yeah, they make money, but they'll be forgotten in 2 generations.

WOMEN ARE SO HOT TF

Yes!!! I love reading those!!

hey, bubs! I’m thinking of writing a peter parker social media au and I wanted to know if this is something you guys would be interested in? I’ll tag my regular taglist, hopefully you could give me your opinion 🥺

@quaksonhehe​ ⭒ @duskholland ⭒ @strawberrytom ⭒ @tayyx ⭒ @devotion ⭒ @lmaotshollandd ⭒ @lowkey-holland ⭒ @pastelpeter ⭒ @spider-babe ⭒ @cunaeparker ⭒ @justahopeless-dreamer ⭒ @jejegu ⭒ @viagracex ⭒ @dummiesshort ⭒ @repostcentral ⭒ @miraclesoflove ⭒ @sovereignparker ⭒ @chickendidi ⭒ @tpwk-grande ⭒ @youngblood199456 ⭒ @hihiweezing ⭒ @peterbenjiparker ⭒ @itstaskeen ⭒ @sluttytears ⭒ @theliterarymess ⭒ @thomasparker ⭒ @awaywithtime ⭒ @karispotters11 ⭒ @unsaidholland ⭒ @millennial-teenybopper​ ⭒ @captainamirica ⭒ @sovereignparker ⭒ @onyourgoddamnleft ⭒ @turtletaylor98 ⭒ @tombrina ⭒ @starlight-starks

Soooo freakinggg hotttt <3 <3

Can he not look cute in one picture?

fucking too hot jesus-

THIS TOM. Being completely ENTHRALLED with her face. Just too much I am in love. And the Sam content as well 😭😭

The Sweet Spot || Tom Holland Smut

chef!reader x actor!tom — smut.

summary ↠ life is good with sam holland as your best friend. together, you own and manage london’s newest up-and-coming restaurant: the sweet spot. it’s just an added bonus that his brother happens to be incredibly attractive… ↠ chef!reader, best friend’s brother au. warnings ↠ the general angst that comes with a forbidden romance, some swearing, a lot of food, food prep + booze, and it gets steamy. this fic is nsfw 18+ (extended smut warnings below cut), but is otherwise very gentle! word count ↠ 22.5k. a/n ↠ I watched a gordon ramsay video called ‘how to skin and debone a fish’ about twenty times in prep for this fic despite being a vegetarian lmao, pls appreciate my hard work gfdhgfhdg. this story took me a sickening amount of time to write, and I really hope you’ll like it! a huge thank you to @cali-holland​ for being a legend and editing this for me. sammy, you are my saviour, thanks for being better at grammar than me + sharing your very amusing pain-med-induced reactions with me. ily <3 +++ additional thank yous to all the anons who suggested plot points for this! I wish I could credit you better, but just know that I would’ve never written this without half the ideas that were sent in. I loved being able to integrate some of the concepts into this story, and I hope that you enjoy it! 

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