Look At My Dog, Posing For The Camera. She's Such A Drama Queen

And there ya go. That ^^^ right up there? That killed me.

So cute!!!!

You know a story is good when it irritates the hell out of you 😍😂

invisible string: part 5 - missing your smile

pairing: soulmate!peter parker x reader

summary: mj knocks sense into peter at one in the morning, peter steals ice cream from tony stark’s kitchen, morgan learns a new word, harry the mama hen fusses over peter who has no regard for his health and you should’ve kept her window locked

word count: 30.6k (what is wrong with me, i’m so sorry)

warning: typos, swearing, peter being a dumbass, mentions of sex, brief mention of uncle ben’s death and funeral, kissing at the end (I’d rather call it making out) gwen

a/n: okay, this took a while. I’ve been feeling a little disconnected to the story, but I hope it doesn’t affect my writing. thank you so much for waiting, please enjoy!! I am a hoe for feedback, I’d love to hear your thoughts! :)) 

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“Hello?" 

"Y/n is ignoring me,” peter sniffled, itching his face over the mask, leaning back as he let his feet dangle off the side of the building, perched on the edge of the terrace, “again." 

"I hate you,” MJ grumbled, rubbing the sleep out of her eyes as she rolled in bed, the phone slipping from her hand, “go fuck yourself." 

"I know you told me not to,” peter ignored her, licking his lips as his eyes drifted back to your window, the curtains were pulled back, a low golden glow illuminating your glass window, “but I called her again–”

MJ let out a frustrated groan, picking up her phone, “peter–" 

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HAPPY NEW YEAR OF 2014

Just... I.... I just can't

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU'RE DOING STOP AND READ THIS

Ok Dr. Phil’s wife, Robin, (yes groan, but listen up) has this new app out (iPhone and Android) that’s for people in abusive relationships. It’s called Aspire News and it’s disguised as a regular news app, but when you go to the “Help” section of the app, it leads you to domestic violence resources and also has a “Go Button” that when you press it, if you’re in a compromising situation, alerts local authorities as well as local shelters and starts recording everything that is going on.

Now, if you’re looking up resources on the app and your abuser is near, simply press the X button and it brings you to a random news page. Same goes for the actual foundation site.

ITS COMPLETELY FREE Site

Apps

SPREAD THIS, DONT JUST “LIKE IT”

THIS TOM. Being completely ENTHRALLED with her face. Just too much I am in love. And the Sam content as well 😭😭

The Sweet Spot || Tom Holland Smut

chef!reader x actor!tom — smut.

summary ↠ life is good with sam holland as your best friend. together, you own and manage london’s newest up-and-coming restaurant: the sweet spot. it’s just an added bonus that his brother happens to be incredibly attractive… ↠ chef!reader, best friend’s brother au. warnings ↠ the general angst that comes with a forbidden romance, some swearing, a lot of food, food prep + booze, and it gets steamy. this fic is nsfw 18+ (extended smut warnings below cut), but is otherwise very gentle! word count ↠ 22.5k. a/n ↠ I watched a gordon ramsay video called ‘how to skin and debone a fish’ about twenty times in prep for this fic despite being a vegetarian lmao, pls appreciate my hard work gfdhgfhdg. this story took me a sickening amount of time to write, and I really hope you’ll like it! a huge thank you to @cali-holland​ for being a legend and editing this for me. sammy, you are my saviour, thanks for being better at grammar than me + sharing your very amusing pain-med-induced reactions with me. ily <3 +++ additional thank yous to all the anons who suggested plot points for this! I wish I could credit you better, but just know that I would’ve never written this without half the ideas that were sent in. I loved being able to integrate some of the concepts into this story, and I hope that you enjoy it! 

*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

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BROMANCE OF ZIAMM GOING ON!!!!! This is So my favorite bromance

She would’ve been with us… 

                           She still is.