Love Me A Man Who Stinks Like Shit ♥️

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being in old fandoms is hilarious because you'll see like, a really good fanart that someone reblogged yesterday so you go to follow the artist and they've been inactive for five years

I get unreasonably mad when people throw out their tomato sauce jars. Bitch that's a free glass. Give it to me. I have onions I need to pickle.

apprentices shuggy you will never not be funny

I just don’t caaaarreee. I don’t care. But I care a lot though I care SO much. But also I just don’t care at all and never have. But also I do and always will. Hope that helps

Jervis has a lot of feelings. Johnathan wishes all of those feelings were fear.

The desperate desire to create vs the oh so constant sleepiness plaguing my every action

Obey Me to Genshin Impact pipeline with Ifa