Makes Your Homestuck Into The Dollar Store Rubber Collectibles You Used To Chew On As A Kid.

ceo of paramount voice (on the phone) wehave gotten a 1000% increase in subscribers since beavis and butthead marriage so next season we are gona need a little more. uh huh. (nodding) with tongue yes

"Freaks DNI" is the absolute funniest thing you could possibly put on your blog. This is tumblr.com who the fuck are you even going to interact with. Why are you here

w o o d

i just swallowed some wood

I am a friend to all cats. Yes even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

are they real

The rats are conducting dark rituals in my living room

I just don’t caaaarreee. I don’t care. But I care a lot though I care SO much. But also I just don’t care at all and never have. But also I do and always will. Hope that helps