Pac Man - Namco - First Intermission - 1980

‘Longtime’ by Star Slinger I'm a sucker for Atari EFX

HELP I ACCIDENTALLY STARTED A PRESIDENTIAL CONSPIRACY

I MADE THIS WEBSITE LIKE 6 YEARS AGO ITS FAKE

EVERYTHING ON IT IS FAKE

I MADE IT ALL UP

AND NOW??????? 

I DID THIS????? THIS VERIFIED FB WOMAN WANTED TO BELIEVE JAMES BUCHANAN THE 15TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES REALLY RAISED PYGMY GOATS IN THE WHITE HOUSE ROSE GARDEN??????

AND NOW??????????

SOMEONE HAS PUBLISHED IT?????????????????????? IT COSTS REAL MONEY???????????? NONE OF THE FACTS ARE REAL SOMEONE HELP ME

Twitter is balls.

All those little lines are jokes! ALL THE JOKES! (at least the ones I noticed)

Last year Jeremy Bowers, Danny DeBelius, Christopher Groskopf, Aly Hurt and I made a very silly interactive graphic exhaustively tabulating the running jokes in Arrested Development, along with their connections:

http://apps.npr.org/arrested-development/

And wouldn’t you know it, someone just put in a book — giving me an excuse to put in on tumblr. So if you’d like to see how many times GOB says “I’ve made a huge mistake,” check out the graphic.

Cassian: *going through one of the worst weeks of his fucking life as rednecks kill each other around him, his weird-ass ship craps out on him, and the Empire comes after his family*

Mon Mothma:

This is what the US means when they say “Israel has the right to self-defense” 

I had some fun with twitter's brand guidelines when I was suspended

(part 1 of 2, part 2)

Remake The Saint with Tig Notaro, you cowards!