Sorry To Everyone Who’s Enjoyed The Last 130 Years Of Science And Culture Journalism, But Disney Needs

Jeff is the head editor at Atlantica Magazine, but he hasn’t been writing much. The Tromp administration is hard to get a beat on, throwing out so much absurdity that it feels like nothing even matters anymore. He wants a story that will make a difference, and it’s not as if those just fall into your lap. But when Jeff’s phone suddenly buzzes with a new text message, that’s exactly what happens. Now Jeff is privy to a chat thread of top-secret information from Tromp’s under-qualified, highly-ignorant inner circle, and it’s looking like a real story. It’s also looking like a total hunk. Soon enough, Jeff and the physical manifestation of this egregiously handled group text containing highly sensitive government information are locked in the heat of gay, erotic passion, and he’s about to pound out a story that he never could’ve imagined. This erotic tale is 4,100 words of sizzling human on gay physically manifested leaked text action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, and living group chat love.

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‘Wie ein Blitz’ by Sam Spence the drums, the bass line, and then the brass via #gunslinger

Reblog if, no matter the size of the role, you would agree to work with the Muppets if offered the chance to do so, no questions asked

‘The Trouble’ by Pogo I'm always a sucker for these.

‘Gold’ by GZA #GZA

#sickbern

the shade is real 🌚

These black and white pictures show early concept models of Hardiman, the experimental exoskeleton prototype GE created in the 1960s. Hardiman was intended to give the average person the ability to lift 1,500 pounds, but it never left the lab. Now, you can recreate the experimental model at home. Click here to get the template for the paper craft Hardiman, designed by Matthew Hawkins.

The template fits an eight inch drawing model, but we think it would look equally nice on Barbie. If you decide to get creative, use the submission tool to show us your prototype!