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Fucked up!😜

Watch the whole thing 💀

And I don’t have one friend like this at all. No wonder my life is lacking! Absolutely nobody believes in me or knows what I aspire to be!

I do!

if you have a nsfw blog that would make my pussy drip reblog this or message me!

i need new people to follow!

Ducking blasphemy! Lol! Fucking autocorrect finally got it right!

Making friends with people from other countries is so crazy. I sent my group chat a Big Bird gif.

And this one girl says, “why isn’t he blue?”

I’m like, the fuck you mean??

So today I learned that in the Dutch version of Sesame Street, they do, in fact, have a blue Big Bird.

I was baffled by this so I went on Muppets Wiki and guess what.

In Mexico, Big Bird is green and his name is Abelardo.

Turkish Big Bird (aka Minik Kus) is apparently fucking orange.

This looks like a fuckin alternate universe or smth. I can’t.

That’s how I think about my wife, I just need to have the body she so desires to do the same for me!

honestly it’s hilarious to me that body worship is considered a “kink.”  like, you’re telling me there are people out there who don’t get off to the idea of treating every inch of their partner’s body like the most bomb-ass sexy motherfucking thing on the planet that it is?  or the idea of their partner doing the same for them?  absolutely wild.  what do y’all even do, then

Why anyone would kill such a cool, majestic animal baffles me!

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How fucking sickening! I hate banks and anybody else who thinks this is okay!