How To Train Your Mercenary

I danced with you in a nightmare

I was dragging you across the floor

wylan is so funny

Something to read :v

Halloween 2015 Rec List!

Let’s see, to start with I have my 2013 Halloween list and this monster list (featuring vampires, werewolves, ghosts, and zombies). Here are the more recent stories I would add:

Monster Stories

The Lingering Taste of Love (by paeanrela) - Desperately in love with England, a ghost seeks to consummate his love by possessing America.

For Want of the Sun (by Otoshigo) - Dorky Vampire Alfred struggles to maintain his web of lives after a sexy British writer comes to live with him.

The King and Bisclavret (by NoRhymeNorReason) - A werewolf and a vampire meet in the forest. You won’t believe what happens next!

Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing (by lymerikk) - Arthur meets a werewolf and wants to become friends.

A Reason To Hope (by sykron (night_kaze)) - “Ever since the dead arose, Arthur had never once believed that things would get better. And then he met Alfred.“

Death in Two Parts (by paeanrela) - After many strange and frightful dreams, Arthur isn’t surprised when the vampire finally finds him. Warning: character death!

Creature of the Dark (by Hannaadi88) - Alfred is a demon who wants to be human. Arthur is the demon who loves him.

Align (by RobinRocks) - Nations are monsters who devour each other. And America is the worst monster of all.

Monster Smut

Monsters in the Forest (by snowyfoxpaws) - A detour in the woods leads to werewolf omageverse sex.

Nowhere But Down (by prussium) - Hippie Alfred repays punk Arthur’s kindness with drugs and sex… and a taste of blood. 1970s AU.

Zombies vs Unicorns! (by xx-animeXalchemist-xx) - A silly argument leads to a sex ban and UST. No monsters, but fun sex, so I’m counting it.

Halloween Stories

The Waning (by RobinRocks) - Vampire Arthur and his undead husband Alfred are trapped in a centuries old grudge match between human monsters and monster monsters. Ongoing, but I’m really hopeful she’s gonna finish this one!

Captain America and the Pirate (by societallyDysfunctional) - America can’t resist the sexy pirate at France’s Halloween party.

Halloween Smut!

Dark Knight and the Brit Wonder (by DestinyShiva) - America can’t resist England’s cute Robin costume.

What Happens on Halloween (by NihonBara) - England’s love potions have never worked on America… until now. Dub con.

I’m writing a fanfiction where Thor accidentally zaps Loki while holding him and leaves bruises that look like lightning strike scars because why not.

Then this happens. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Reblog because wow.

Out of context spoilers

reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

Pepperony is the best fight me

make me choose - ironhusbands or pepperony

from @mag-and-mac

“When I drift off, I will dream about you. Its always you.”

Made this and quietly laughed to myself the whole time.

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