The Target Audience

I had a pair of jeans that managed to pull that off. One pair, and when I lost it, I haven't found anything else like that

For the last like 2000 years you could get pussy just by being a guy. Now with divorce and the pill and women having jobs and bank accounts and shit, things have changed. If youre a dude and you want pussy you actually have to ask nicely. This will lead to the collapse of several nation states.

This is what capitalists have instead of studies

I still think they look silly. He should have made them less silly.

Children please stop calling the slightest hint of sexual desire “gooning” I’m going to strangle all of you

Any dolt with half a brain

Can see that humankind has gone insane

It's to the point where I don't know if I'll upset the status quo

By throwing poison in the watermain

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songs where two people sing at the same time and their lyrics compliment each other but theyre also saying different things and it builds up together to form the entire song. if you even care.

If we domesticated bears instead of dogs, we would have huggable bears right now

You have to excuse our Wild Magic Sorcerer. He is a bit of a weirdo, but we still love him