The "BECAUSE SEX WITH ANDY" defines me way too much
But omg
What... happened?! She was fierce, and then scared, and then horny, and then soft and horny and I was here like.... I'm also soft and horny I want a Andy for myself to?!
I've been a good girl where's my blackmail?
Pairing: Andy Barber x Fem!Reader Word Count: 7,651 (WHAT THE FUCK???) Summary: You were just doing it to protect your family, at least that’s what you kept telling yourself, especially once you started to like it. Warnings: Explicit sexual content. Explicit language. Dub con. Blackmail. Mention of minor character death. Hand job. Vaginal fingering. Unprotected sex. Soft!dark Andy Barber. AU. Dark fic. 18+
A/N: Hellooo, my pretties! So this fic is based on a dream I had a few of months ago. It was originally about mob!Steve, but the more I mulled over this idea and hoed with @angrythingstarlight the more I was like fuck, I need to write me some mob!Andy! Also also, we’re playing with soft!dark here, and I will always and forever credit @giorno-plays-piano for that concept living rent free in my brain 🥴🥴 Enjoy! I love you! Also I can’t believe I’m still writing Kinktober fics in January. Maybe I’ll just draw it out till Kinktober 2021 at this point 👀
P.S. Y/F/N = Your father’s name
It was only a few days after you buried your father when you woke to the sound of gunshots in your family manor.
You blinked into the darkness of your room, listening so hard–so intently–that the silence was deafening.
Then the sound of raised voices from downstairs rose up. Your mother’s anguished cry. Your younger brother’s frightened shouts. Gruff male voices that you didn’t recognize.
You were moving before your brain caught up with your body, the satin of your short sleep dress pulling against your thighs as you slid from bed.
You were careful as you slipped from your room, knowing the converted attic, and the back stairway that led down into the pantry hall behind the kitchen, could be noisy and draw attention, which was the last thing you wanted.
Especially since you didn’t know what you were walking into.
Continuar a ler
I'm 21 but can I tag along?
Fairy flowers appreciation post
Jesus Christ I definitely have a thing for dark Jensen now 🥵
What kind of dark individual would Jake Jensen be, I reckon he be like cyber stalker and with his military training kinda scary combo for a guy after you but when you meet him his like this awkward guy having trouble stringing a sentence along in his awkward yet charming way an when you find out what's happening what are you going to do he's best friend is a sniper. Do you know anyone who has written a dark Jensen
Ohhhh! I love this dark HC for Jensen!! I’ve always had trouble picturing dark!Jensen, but this is such a brilliant concept that I can totally see!!! Thank you for sharing it, my hoe brain delights 🥴🤤
I’ve not come across a lot of dark!Jensen fics. The only one I know of is the in progress series Hiding by @bonkywobble 😍
Fellow hoes, any other dark!Jensen recs?! Please share if you have any! 😘🙏🏻
No Justice, No Peace. Quote from Emiliano Zapata
Art by Liberal Jane
Whenever I'm passive aggressive and someone says "thank you" I just answer "You're welcome" with the exact same tone... given I also say thank you whenever someone is passive aggressive to me
“You’ve gain weight” “Thank you” “…”
Then they have to either settle with being misunderstood or double down and explicitly explain that they were intentionally being unkind.
I work at a church and religious people use coded language to say crummy things in camouflaged/passive aggressive ways. Today someone told me, “that was an…interesting sermon…”
“Thank you.” <smile>
Then I got to watch them squirm as they tried to decide how to respond.
Tl;dnr: when people are passive aggressive, just say thank you.