i get sick one time and suddenly im catholic again
I promise, you are tougher than you think. You got this.
colin & stefan bandersnatch ・❥・
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
the secret history + lee sol art
I was good. I was really good.
This is how Les Misérables went right
Valjean: give me a place to stay please and thank you also I’m stealing your silver
Bishop: bitch you could’ve asked
Valjean: :0
Fantine: please don’t send me away for having a kid
Foreman: how bout I do.. anyways
Javert: hello Monsieur Mayor you look familiar
The mayor, sweating visibly: uh man idk what to tell you
Fantine: k well my life fucking sucks
Valjean: where’s your child
Fantine: *dies*
Valjean: wow rude
Valjean: *accidentally finds Fantine’s child* woah
Thenardier: you can have the child I don’t fucking want it I mean give me money or you can’t have her
Valjean: wow rude
Cosette: k you’re my dad now I guess fair enough
Valjean: I’ll take very good care of y- IT’S THE FUCKING POLICE RUN CHILD RUN
Cosette: *under her breath* he’s better than the Thenardiers
Javert: I’m sad can the stars fucking help me find this bitch and arrest him
Gavroche: life is good woah
Marius: *is sad because he’s alone*
Les Amis d'la ABC: hey marius do you wanna be friends
Marius: no
Cosette: damn I’m pretty now
Marius: damn she is pretty *proceeds to stalk her for over a year*
Éponine: hey marius you’re cool oh you like another girl ok then
Valjean: *is kidnapped by some random dudes that just so happen to be the Thenardiers while marius watches* wow rude
Enjolras: marius we’re gonna build a barricade are you with us
Marius: fuck if I know
Gavroche: hey where’s my parents
Some Guy: in jail
Gavroche: cool
Marius: I’m in love with you
Cosette: I’m in love with you too
Éponine: wow rude
Éponine: *proceeds to dress up as a boy so no one will question her presence at the barricade* extra? me? no
Lamarque: *dies*
Enjolras: wow rude
People of France: *build barricades* yas fam this gonna be lit
Bahorel: *dies*
Mabuef: *dies*
Jehan: *dies*
Éponine: *dies*
People of France: maybe not so lit *abandons Amis*
Amis: wow rude *dies*
Marius: guess I’ll die
Valjean: bitch no
Grantaire: *@ enjolras* so it looks like it’s just you n me ol chum
Enjolras: fuck this shit *dies*
People of France: aw, that’s so sad :((( they’re all dead :((( if only :(( we could’ve :((( helped them :(((((((
Javert: guess I’ll die
Marius: ok all my friends are dead wow rude
Cosette: let’s get married
Marius: k
Valjean: marius I’m an ex convict I stole bread but don’t tell Cosette k bye
Marius: k bye wait what
Marius: cosette your dad’s an ex convict he stole bread
Valjean: marius you had one job *dies*
Cosette: :0
Amis + other dead people: *singing about freedom they’ll never see*
Valjean: wow
i speak english italian polish spanish and french (kind of) so dont send me any hexes in these languages thank you
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