WHY Did I Decide To Listen To Mitski Before Going To My History Of Italy Class What Did I Expect To Happen

Bunny: Who the fuck decided rendezvous would be pronounced like that?

Henry: Poor monolinguals. They can’t seem to understand that languages besides English even exist.

Bunny: What the fuck did you just call me?

Francis: He called you a Mongolian.

Laertes: Hamlet?

Hamlet: My dad used to call me Hamlet…

Laertes: Because it’s your fucking name.

my mama got home today and she was so excited. she said she got me a present, so then i was excited too. i had no idea what she got me. she said ‘close your eyes and put your hands out’, so i did. and then i felt her put something in my hands. i opened my eyes and

“i saw it and it was chubby and you called a frog ‘big boy’ last night and i had to get it! it’s big boy!”

you guys must be FOOLS (said in a french accent) if you dont think this is how im captioning my next sam art moment

JUST YOU WAIT

just remembered i can actually kinda draw if i try...??? ;;;;;;;;;;;;;-)))))))

anyways here's sam innnn 2x07 im quite sure??

also for a person who's obsessed with fashion i hate drawing clothes lol so pleek don't look at them thank youuu kiss kiss

i actually never posted actual serious art on tumblr in my life so i have no idea what to do!! sorry

here's my drawing with the first sketch lol thought it looks actually kinda cool so im showing it!!

Persephone: Aw, babe, you had a crush on me? That’s embarassing.

Hades: We’re married.

Persephone: Still.

Luke Skywalker - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)

La Femme - Sphynx

has this been done before?

when the season’s grain yield is good and your family can afford a loaf of bread this week

• do something you love

• if something happy would happen to you - don’t hide your happiness - smile!

• if you would be sad, take your time, it’s okay to be sad

• think about things that you like in yourself and focus on them! and just rembember, it’s perfect to be unperfect and you’re amazing just the way you are!!

healthy things to do today

make sure you’re eating enough

send a cheerful text to a friend 

spend a few minutes in the sunlight (even you, goth kids)

exercise to boost energy if you have time

set yourself a new challenge

focus on the positive things you’ve achieved recently