“Isn’t This The Same Desk Set…” “Yeah, Yeah, They Gave Me The Same Thing As Last Year.” “Oh.

Over The Garden Wall + Historical Time Periods

Credit: @juliehangart

Jack: You’ve heard of “Elf on the Shelf”, now get ready for…

Jack: *steps aside, presenting The Lord of the Flies*

Simon: what the fuck is that

Jack: It’s the “Pig on a Twig”!

Simon: it’s an abomination against God is what it is

girls be like “i know a spot,” and then wash the imagined blood out of both of their hands to rid themselves of horrible guilt

humanity i love you despite despite despite

I’m lousy with blouses.

Montgomery Wards catalog   Fall and Winter 1953-1954

quick sam campbell sketch from todays episode!! this guy is so funny lol

i genuinely need to work on my signature because so many people have such a cool one but i feel like an asshole writing it LMAO

Bunny: Who the fuck decided rendezvous would be pronounced like that?

Henry: Poor monolinguals. They can’t seem to understand that languages besides English even exist.

Bunny: What the fuck did you just call me?

Francis: He called you a Mongolian.

Sculptures by Philip Henry Christopher Jackson

Joan of Arc, pictured in a 1917 hair care manual

Proper Care of the Hair and Scalp, Amant Henry Ohmann-Dumesnil (Saint Louis: University Medical Press, 1917)