Took Melatonin 4 Hours Ago, Cold Brew 10... The Things Im Feeling In My Bodily Chemistry...

women be having hysterical episodes in their cars outside the house at midnight

what, with all due respect, the absolute fuck

To the spiders in the ceiling corners: you’re keeping your end of the contract, love u honeys catch those tasty flies

To the spiders halfway down the wall and touchin my furniture: you’re on thin fucking ice babes

i hate going to places like i just wanna like have a hannah montana transition like ooooooh oooh woah woah YEAH..then im there

starting a conspiracy theory that julien and phoebe are the same person

you are a part of gen z if you unironically played club penguin, poptropica, or webkinz. those are the only rules.

and also you’re gay

you ever feel like absolute garbage and then take a nap or just have a snack or something and feel 20 times better and then just be sitting there like a dumAss like wow, you Really Do Need to Eat and Sleep to Survive……..Wild

I HATE ACCIDENTALLY HURTING DOGS THEY SCREAM AND THEN THEY ACT LIKE THEYRE SORRY AND ITS THEIR FAULT AND THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU FUCKING STEPPED ON THEM OR PICKED THEM UP WRONG THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU HURT THEM

i am so tired of peeing. i drink the water, which i apparently need to live or something, then i have to go put the water somewhere else five minutes later. i drink the water, i go to a place to un-drink the water, i wash my hands, i leave, then i have to drink more water. guess where that water ends up? not in me! i give the water to my body and like a child it tosses it out and demands more. all hours of the day all hours of the night no matter what i am doing my life is interrupted by piss and this is bullshit