I’m A Piece Of Shit But It’s Fine

YEAH

*puts a normal sized carrot in a bag of baby carrots so they have adult supervision*

y'all ever get hit with the realization when you’re in the middle of doing something like, whoa, what the fucking shit this is real life. like this is happening right now. not even when its something crazy i mean when you’re like doing the laundry or some shit

sad lesbian culture if boygenius being your wildest dream come true

This is too much

love being trusted with “you cant tell anyone this” conversations and nodding a lot and forgetting everything they told me like god intended and going down as a trustworthy individual while doing literally zero work of ill or good

hi

hi!

@ my mutuals who are too cool for me: im sorry i am like this

More people need to hack for good causes. If you aren’t making corporations shit themselves in terror what is even the point?