Some Of Yall Have Never Laid On The Floor And Listened Through The Entirety Of Sports By Modern Baseball

what do people in their twentys do except go to the grocery store……….

the addams family wasn’t particularly magic or supernatural or anything, their goth game was just hard af

Reblog if you say "Y'all"

me: *says the vaguest most incoherent shit ever*

me: you know what i mean :/

Waking up at 8am is sexy but also sucks. No I will not elaborate

starting a conspiracy theory that julien and phoebe are the same person

there are people you haven’t met yet who will love you

y'all ever get hit with the realization when you’re in the middle of doing something like, whoa, what the fucking shit this is real life. like this is happening right now. not even when its something crazy i mean when you’re like doing the laundry or some shit

i feel like im in the linux version of sim city hard mode but same

god how do people just function?!? its like i can either take care of my schoolwork OR keep my apartment clean OR look after my mental health OR have a social life… but never two or more at a time. no matter which aspect of my life is going well at a given moment, theres always 3 dumpster fires blazing away in the background. i feel like im playing adult whack-a-mole

This needs to be the universal standard