Triple-kay - Kay X3

literally everything being said at trump’s inauguration:

"I never thought he'd take us back to 1929," sobs woman who thought she was only voting for someone who'd take us back to 1950

It's actually funny how humans decided "fuck living in caves with all these creepy crawlies", got out of caves, built houses that have all the nice parts of a cave without any of the yucky parts, and then all the little bugs and spiders and other creepy crawly creatures that used to also live in caves thought "sweet, new and improved caves" and moved right back in with us.

the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.