His Aim Has Never Been Better

i will sexualise the horrifying and find the horror in the sexualised

this is going to have me on my hands and knees dry heaving

LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST LET'S GET THIS FUCKER EXPLODEDED

Hjönk hjönk am goose

Despair is a freaking Canadian Goose, or a Swan. Both are equally terrifying when upset

Mod Shay:

Despair: *takes one look at the new dark sides Logic*

Despair: HONK!

Shout out to all the Black ppl that can no longer participate directly in the fandom they love because of the stresses of racism 👍🏾 you contain multitudes of value and I'm sorry that the color of your skin and the power of your voice makes people not want to acknowledge that.

Listen

...I've had. a terrible DA4 thought. What if Dorian is both DA4's carryover companion from DAI and the resident untrustworthy apostate of the game.

Context for this thought: You know that thing in In Hushed Whispers where you learn that everything Alexius is doing is an act of desperation to undo the darkspawn attack that ended with his wife dead and his son infected with Blight? And how while Quiz loses the hand the Anchor was embedded in the fact that there's no gameplay after that point means it's never actually confirmed whether or not that actually fixed what it was doing to them or broke the connection with the Fade it forged? And how Dorian is unflinchingly devoted to a Quiz who's either a good friend or his lover? Yeah...

But seriously though, the concept of Dorian being the carryover companion only for him to eventually betray the group because Quiz is dying (again) and betraying the group is part of Dorian's last-ditch attempt to save them is now in my head! And it's not going away. So now I'm going to put it in everyone else's heads too.