It Must Suck To Do An Assassinate And Have Everyone Cheering You On And Hyping You Up Cuz You Can’t

You ever been in a state where you physically have no energy, but you're bored and socially understimulated so you kind of wish you could just invite people to come over like this:

I may have fallen off the yanderetober train, because I started making this instead. Behold! My first attempt at programing:

Your Boyfriend Desktop buddy!

Let Peter hang out on your desktop - he's dying to spend time with you. Compliment him, shower him with kisses and gifts - or punch him, insult him, and break his heart. He deserves it, doesn't he?

I've only just started this, and judging by my snails pace, it'll take a loooong time to finish, but let me know if anyone would be interested in downloading this! I'd definitely like to share it.

All the people that say money can't buy happiness are financially stable.

It's ok to want money. It's ok to be upset that you're poor and wishing to be rich. I understand. People who say that money doesn't buy happiness have never eaten pasta every day because it's 50 cents at the grocery store or been short on money for christmas presents. Constantly scraping by makes people miserable and depressed and of course you're gonna dream about money, about being happy and priviledged. That's not greedy or horrible, that's life. It's ok.

Just some kids having fun

Hjönk hjönk am goose

Despair is a freaking Canadian Goose, or a Swan. Both are equally terrifying when upset

Mod Shay:

Despair: *takes one look at the new dark sides Logic*

Despair: HONK!

i see y’all with your “steven goes to work at the mystery shack” headcanons and i’ve just gotta say… he would absolutely be the sketchiest person in gravity falls

A Message from The Till Family

(by идём в тишине)

I excelled in preschool. I knew what animals made what sounds better than any child my age. It was then I knew my destiny. I sealed myself in a cave, honing the art of recognizing animal sounds. Now, I am ready to unleash my genius on the world.

Hey, stop scrolling.

Everyone who is reading this: I’m so glad you’re alive. I’m so proud of you. You are loved. I’m here. Don’t give up, we’re almost there.

Pass it on.