Triggerbug - The Great Mammon

i like to imagine that clark kent’s search history is mostly normal but then there’s stuff like “improved superman costume concept art” because he wanted ideas

I like the idea of Viktor being one of those aces that make nsfw jokes/remarks when least expected.

even twilight

Summary: He sat isolated in the middle of the empty warehouse, far from any walls or scrap that could be utilized as weapons. A thin stream of blood trickled down his temple from where he’d been struck on the head and taken out. Even Twilight couldn’t get out of this one.

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a/n: so im not really sure what this is, or if i like it that much in terms of the writing, BUT i just think twiyor should kiss and smile at each other in love. thats all

also joint missions. i need them to rub off on each other

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Dumbest fucking thing i drew like months ago and forgot about

vanilla extract might be my favorite new meme

Vivienne: mages belong in the circles these rebels are so stupid

Me playing DA2: *kissing Anders on the mouth* huh sorry what

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my fave greek history story to tell is that of agnodice. like she noticed that women were dying a lot during childbirth so she went to egypt to study medicine in alexandria and was really fucking good but b/c it was illegal for women to be doctors in athens she had to pretend to be a man. and then the other doctors noticed that she was 10x better than them and accused her of seducing and sleeping with the women patients. like they brought her to court for this. and she just looked at them and these charges and stripped in front of everyone like “yeah. im not fucking your wives” and then they got so mad that a woman was better at their jobs then them that they tried to execute her but all her patients came to court and were like “are you fucking serious? she is the reason you have living children and a wife.” so they were shamed into changing the law and that is how women were given the right to practice medicine in athens

“masks ruined my life” yeah i’m sure the dying of covid didn’t ruin the lives of people who died and their families/loved ones. the complications from catching it didn’t ruin anyone’s life. YOU are the one who suffered the most. Out of all of this. by being required to wear a mask in places for all of the like three weeks it was required. during which you probably had it under your nose. you deserve a medal

Lucifer: We're running late as is. Quickly grab what's important to you and let's head out at once.

*all the brothers, including Lucifer, instinctively grab Y/n at once*

All the brothers: *silently glaring at each other while not letting Y/n go*

Y/n: Uh...I need to get my bag?