Post Tresspasser, Solas Spends Half His Time In The Fade Staring Mournfully At Lavellan From A Respectful

do you take a werewolf boyfriend to the vet or the doctor. this is too complicated

swordle

I had a dream last night that tumblr came up with a pride flag for closeted gays and it was just a light blue flag with a shrimp on it. People would also wear shrimp pins on their lapels for some Reason???

and the vegan gays started Discourse because shrimp deserved more respect

I may have fallen off the yanderetober train, because I started making this instead. Behold! My first attempt at programing:

Your Boyfriend Desktop buddy!

Let Peter hang out on your desktop - he's dying to spend time with you. Compliment him, shower him with kisses and gifts - or punch him, insult him, and break his heart. He deserves it, doesn't he?

I've only just started this, and judging by my snails pace, it'll take a loooong time to finish, but let me know if anyone would be interested in downloading this! I'd definitely like to share it.

bat at hornets nest maybe but "there is no ethical consumption under capitalism" refers to low income communities needing to choose between survival vs being eco friendly. not you continuing to watch the harry potter movies

Well this is fun 🤣

FMK- Dorian, Vivienne, Solas

okie, so

fuck - solas. i really don't like him. he seems slimy. ew. but i am too intimidated by vivienne and i don't want to force dorian into straight sex so i will scarifice.

marry - dorian. it will be chaste marriage, and i'm fine with that. he's great, intelligent, funny etc., great companion, he does who he wants to, i do who i want to, and in the morning we play chess together.

kill - vivienne. i adore her, but the way she talks about mage rebellion, anders and circles icks me. and, oh boi, she scares me so much lol.

Bitches love reblogging this post every Tuesday the 18th

Taking care of you on your period - Obey Me

Characters: Lucifer, Asmodeus, Diavolo

A/N: I’ve seen a lot of these types of posts, but they don’t feel specific enough for me, so I did it myself   💀 Might do other parts with the other characters eventually or if it gets requested. Reposting cause this isn’t showing up in tags :’) Requests are open!

Warnings: mentions of throwing up, blood, nudity (not sexual), and mention of fainting

Word count: 1.7k

part 2

Lucifer:

-At the House of Lamentation, every day is a different person’s turn to cook. Conveniently enough, on the day it’s your turn, you’re hardly able to get out of your bed without the whole room spinning

-He definitely checks on whoever is meant to be cooking dinner every day a while before the usual time everyone sits to eat, since his brothers aren’t exactly the most punctual and responsible people around

-So he goes to check on you thinking you’re just being lazy and stuff, but he’s also a bit worried because he hasn’t seen you for a good portion of the day but didn’t realize it because of how busy he was

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