batober 6 - alliance // directory
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been thinking about them a lot lately
he will use every chance he gets to be a drama queen and if he doesnt have one he will create one
This panel kills me every time
Credits artist @sakon in X
tall people who also like to float
I see where Jason gets it from
Fics where Batman's identity gets revealed with his death and the robins just keep on doing their shit are so funny.
Tim Drake at his CEO job like: yes, our father Bruce Wayne was batman. No, none of us know the identities of his associates that have our exact built and haircuts. No further questions.
Jason and Tim :
Headcanon that Jason never learned how to drive but kind of figured it out and drives alright. For the most part. Okay, he's not a good driver, and in all honesty, this is probably canon since I doubt he ever took driver's ed but here are some scenes to consider:
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Dick: The car in front of you is slowing down. Slow down. Jason slow down. JASON SLOW THE FUCK DOWN.
Jason: Okay! Okay! Calm down, it's hard to tell when the car in front of you is slowing down anyways.
Dick: Yeah that's why cars come with brake lights. You know, the things on the back of the car? That go off when the driver is breaking?
Jason: ...OH so that's what those mean.
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Jason: Damn this road is so dark, I genuinely cannot see.
Tim: Turn on your brights.
Jason: The what?
Tim: *sigh* Twist the stick thingy.
Jason: Oh my god have these been there the entire time?
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*Jason driving alone and fumbling with lots of different buttons and switches to try and find where the windshield wipers are in loony toones esc fashion*
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Damian (who is currently in drivers ed): You can turn left now.
Jason: You can only turn right on red.
Damian: Yeah but it's a one way onto another one way. You can turn left in red.
Jason: This feels illegal.
Damian: I promise you it isn't.
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Damian (before he took drivers ed): Aren't we suppose to exit at some point?
Jason (currently on his third lap around the roundabout): Yeah I'm just... Scared.