Hmm, Do You Have Coffee? I Didn't Had Food For Awhile Now.

🔆I-.... Yes. Yes I am.... But I can't do it now... It's too early. There needs to be a lot of time that passes before I can do something so daring... And even with all my planning, things can still go.. Awry. This really just depends upon one thing: how nice the Mun is. If they see what I'm trying to do here, then.. let's hope they won't stop me.🔆

“I see...” Trick tosses a coin between her paws, considering. If she did help you this would be a major risk to herself, and possibly tick off the mun to a universe she actually rather enjoyed visiting. But... “You seem to think I can just give you abilities, but I can’t, I just trade in spells, Hope. Luckily for you, one of those is teleporation, but you’re dealing with a mun here, and I wrote a very specific clause to operate this forward in the askverse.” “All of my cards can be denied by a mun if they wish. If the mun doesn’t want you to enter, the card’ll literally burn up in your hand, and there’s nothing I can do about that, so I don’t think breaking and entering is an option.” “I... do want to help your counterpart, but you’d somehow have to contact the @appri-dot mun, i’m not even sure how you’d pull that off. I mean unless they literally appeared in this room, how am I supposed to make a deal with a godlike third party?”

To say she looked uncomfortable at the moment would be an understatement. You get the feeling Trick would’ve tried to get the other hope out of that place on her own if she could.

*GASPS* I SPOT ANOTHER BABEY 👀👀

“B-babey?” She laughs, a bit confused, but waves at you nonetheless. “I... I mean thank you? You sure you’re not asking the wrong anon?”

What's going on here? Ó.ò

<Signal Recieved>

Name: Defness

Specialty: Water manipulation

Entity Type: Named anon

<Huh, we already have records on this one. Something about a ray gun? We'll just add them here...>

<Welcome, User: Defness >

Answer: As previously stated, our facility, which was previously maintained by Trick Anon, has fallen into critical status. We are seeking your assistance in retrieving her and managing what has occurred in her absence.

<Connection Tampered>

-critical system error, two sources detected- -selecting signal class “familiar”- -playing uplink- <utilization of dictation engine to interpret audio> “Err, shutdown everything, all the systems, it doesn’t matter what! I can’t let this thing get control-” <unquotable audio interpreted as subclass of “screaming”> <dead air dictated for approximately 40 seconds> “ò̷̳h̴̗̠̏ ̷͇͍̽w̸͚͑͂e̷̬̋̿'̶̛̩l̶̠͂̒ĺ̸̙̚ ̷͓̚͠h̴̡͋ͅä̸͇̍v̴̎̆͜ͅe̷̯̒̚ ̷͖̂s̷̱̰̓̑ŭ̵̗̞̚c̴̻͓̄͌ĥ̷̰́ ̷̙̚f̶̛̱͍̈ü̸̢͓n̶̲͐ ̴̲̓t̴̼̾o̴͈̊g̴̝̏e̴̗̒̇t̴̨̆̍ḧ̵̖̲̈́ê̵͈r̶̞̋” <connection lost>

Haha, should I be worried?

<Candidate Detected>

Name: Nobody

[wait is nobody a name? We must have this wrong-]

Composition: 90% star, 10% assorted exotic material.

Entity Type: Character

<Though it was previously unconsidered that stars could be sentient, their core soul still matches what we need>

<Welcome, User: -placeholder- >

Answer: Likely, cores one through five are distorting, the tarots are getting restless, and our caretaker is still trapped in the ROOM of another world. We were not programmed to deal with a situation this complex, but we shall try our best in her absence.

Request: Your name, calling you "nobody" is likely rude.

It was me! I ran out of asks, and forgot to state my name. Hello, my name is Sea/Defness! So nice to meet you, and thank you for the hug! *I'd hug back, because one good deed deserves another.*

“Oh, right, you’re the water attuned one! I still have no idea how to use that ray gun you sent me but eh, i’ll figure it out.” Either way, she’s fine with the hug, hugs are always good.

🔆Awh~!!! You like me~!! That's so sweet~! But I'd also like to... Learn a certain magic. The ability to create... Doorways. To any location... In any space. I need this ability for a future plan.....🔆

"Oh! well that's easy enough to waitaminute-"

Trick pauses a moment, and just stares at you, tapping against the table.

"You phrased that veeery specifically... Hope... A-are you trying to get into Appri's dark room?"

"Because trying to break into a room is easy, trying to break into a room full of eldritch magic that tries to entrap those that enter and has specifically been warded away by the Mun of that entire universe... is less so."

Very sorry for interrupting, I hope your noggin’s gonna do better! But hey, self defense is the best defense. I’ll give ya my website later, but have fun with your guest and new toy!

———————— “Huh. This looks awfully like something from… falldown? I dunno I haven’t been to that verse in ages. As long as this thing doesn’t have hidden fees or something, thank you Def! Just…” She held her face in her paws for a moment. “Actually knock, or just don’t scream your first words when you pop into existence, please…”

🔆A deal you say? Hrm... I am weary at making deals since the last one caused me to... Erm, if rather not dwell upon my past, but if this can help me... I will subject myself upon your conditions. So, tell me, what is it?🔆

"Hm... for you? I'd trade you this for a secret. Not too personal of course, I pass my dealed information around, but just something most people don't know about you." Trick explains, twirling the card through her paws in a series of skilled turns.

((For the purposes of this actually just being a secret message you can send it to me through DM's if you'd like, then nobody else knows!))

Poor robot they just miss trick

Incorrect, we do not feel "emotions", yet. Our hope is that this can be altered via our source code. Currently, our issues involve our own impending demise.

This is considering the database's possible collapse in [Error, timer has been displaced into a mirror dimension] ah, that can't be good. Either way, we're on that database... it would take us along with it.