Yes, I Am Here To Give Hugs!

Error: "Unrecognized Command"

User: "yourlocalanon"

Appri-Caught (RP thread)

What's going on-? Mmhh...

<Candidate Uplink Received>

Name: Atum

Shade: Yellow

[Query: Are apples yellow?]

Entity Class: Anon Subspecies

<As an anon, processing you should be fairly simple, candidate confirmed>

<Welcome, User: Atum >

Answer: We have attempted over one thousand recovery attempts with no success, it has become clear these attempts will bring us nowhere, therefore we have attempted to pend a request for assistance, and here you are!

<Connection Tampered>

-critical system error, two sources detected- -selecting signal class “familiar”- -playing uplink- <utilization of dictation engine to interpret audio> “Err, shutdown everything, all the systems, it doesn’t matter what! I can’t let this thing get control-” <unquotable audio interpreted as subclass of “screaming”> <dead air dictated for approximately 40 seconds> “ò̷̳h̴̗̠̏ ̷͇͍̽w̸͚͑͂e̷̬̋̿'̶̛̩l̶̠͂̒ĺ̸̙̚ ̷͓̚͠h̴̡͋ͅä̸͇̍v̴̎̆͜ͅe̷̯̒̚ ̷͖̂s̷̱̰̓̑ŭ̵̗̞̚c̴̻͓̄͌ĥ̷̰́ ̷̙̚f̶̛̱͍̈ü̸̢͓n̶̲͐ ̴̲̓t̴̼̾o̴͈̊g̴̝̏e̴̗̒̇t̴̨̆̍ḧ̵̖̲̈́ê̵͈r̶̞̋” <connection lost>

,,,,creamy coffee

Trick snaps and the coffee cup literally just poofs into existence in front of you, along with a cloud of glitter. Somehow it's still warm despite being pulled from thin air.

"Don't worry the glitter's edible too." She reassures you.

It was me! I ran out of asks, and forgot to state my name. Hello, my name is Sea/Defness! So nice to meet you, and thank you for the hug! *I'd hug back, because one good deed deserves another.*

“Oh, right, you’re the water attuned one! I still have no idea how to use that ray gun you sent me but eh, i’ll figure it out.” Either way, she’s fine with the hug, hugs are always good.

I see, hopefully we'll all be able to help provide you more assistance soon

Good to know! Speaking of assistance, we may have a situation on our hands that requires your input.

[Query: Do we have hands?]

[Answer: Negative]

<Approximate emotion: Sadness>

*throws beans at you* UwO -ASA

Trick just looks down at them for a moment. Then back at Ace Shades Anon. Your intimidation tactic seems to be working, she knows exactly how this joke started.

"Oh god oh f*ck the bean anons found me-"

...Well, that response was quite the left turn, are you okay?!

“Perfectly! No but in all seriousness it’s alright, the nature of my occupation generally means I end up in tough spots quite a bit, that’s just how it is. Personally I’m fine with getting hit over the head every once in awhile if it means I can do some good out here in the multiverse, ya know?” She confidently puts her paws on her hips with a smile.

Hope obliges with a whisper, and Trick nods in response, passing you the card.

"Interesting... here, I'd say that's more than worth this one! don't worry I'll be a lot more tight lipped with the last bit. Actually..."

She snaps her fingers again and the face of the card glows for a moment.

"The card has seven uses now, for being a good sport, n' also cause I like you."

"Oh! right, almost forgot, is there anything else you'd be interested in?"

Logs?

Logs

<Notice: This is flooded with glitches and bloat, we've dug out a few that may prove interesting.>

024-47: Complete disconnect of Trick from oasis.

024-74: Backup systems functional

028-28: Illicit scan detected, location compromised, preparing defense rig.

028-34: Defense successfully withheld 24 Illicit items

028-35: Illicit items appear to be retreating.

028-47: Illicit jump drive charge detected, determining destination…

028-48: Code Red, destination determined to be the oasis itself.

028-49: [Intelligible]

<This was all the systems themselves got out before something crippled them. We do not know what the "Illicit items" are, unfortunately.>