Me About To Go To Sleep After Getting Comfortable In Bed, And I’m The Only One Awake In The House:

*opens the oven after preheating to 400*

Starting a Cult

Reblog to join.

We’ve got snacks.

I need everyone to know that Anne Rice and guy who started Popeyes (the fried chicken place not the cartoon) hated each other and once spent weeks/monthes taking out page length ads against each other in New Orleans newspapers because the Popeyes guy opened a tacky restaurant where Lestat was supposed to have died, or something like that

Being part of the social justice culture or the “stay woke” culture, I usually thought that the main purposes were to:

1) Unlearn what was taught to you

2) Learn what was never taught to you

3) Educate those around you with the knowledge you have

The ‘LOKI‘ TV series will reportedly follow Tom Hiddleston‘s Loki appearing during certain moments in human history as a unlikely influencer on historical events.

Romans: ceasar is such a dick

Loki: stab him idk

Romans: you know what

Things come along like this that make the internet so special, I AM IN FUCKING TEARS

<3

Nintendo you cowards let him smash

Me knowing that what I'm doing now will affect me later "Ha it's my future self's problem"

My future self cleaning the mess: *looks in mirror* "fuck you"