New Meme Format But Idk What It’ll Be Yet

Holy shit the balance is true

THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN ON TUMBLR BUT

Twitter User: I wish I had more followers, then I’d be more likely to get verified.

Facebook User: I wish my posts reached further, then I’d get famous.

Instagram User: I wish I had more followers so I can unlock more basic features for my account.

TikTok User: I wish I had more views then I’d be a real influencer.

Tumbler User: I specifically didn’t tag this so no one would find it why does it have 200k notes? Who the hell are these people following me? All of you need to go away so I can go back to posting incomprehensible garbage and pictures of frogs.

This is the infamous Judging Snek. He is believed to be Loki in disguise and is very rare. Reblog for clear skin since he only appears once in an hour (very rare!) to judge you and stab Thor.

The sign of high quality is the fact the book was banned by the government. Trash literature NEVER EVER had any troubles with the law.

Whoa

do kids these days know abt numa numa

They only look like us so we’re able to understand what we see, but what are they truly… A collection of ideas and concepts for them :) maybe i’ll talk about them more another day (Yes before anyone comments, Pride from FMA was a big inspo for eef)