Waow

nothing

hey do you have a tumblr

no sorry

“Endless” “Immovable” “levitating” we call that a rocky planetoid but okay

Congratulations, youre body has taken on a new form! Spin this wheel three times. These words describe your new body

Prime meme material, straight from the source

‘just saw cats’

THIS IS SUCH A GOOD PHOTO LMAO

has anyone done a big bill hell for tumblr lowering property values yet

The tragedy of my life is that I keep acquiring and displaying fetish art and having to be corrected by my friends.

Most recently, a friend came over my house and saw my computer background and went, "Wow, um, I didn't know you were into that." To which I look at the picture of the well drawn muscular female minotaur in historically accurate Greek clothing and I start geeking out about how I love the detail the artist did with the clothing and I point out the period appropriate folds and pins, how the artist even inserted the native plant that was used to dye the clothing this particular shade in the background, and even how the belt has technology AND historically accurate weaving patterns on it.

Then I start explaining how I love the muscular choices of the minotaur, that I was so impressed with the artist's anatomically correct depiction of the muscles converging into the neck. That many people get an upright cow's neck wrong because cow's don't have collarbones, so it can be very difficult to merge the upper arms and a chest of a human with a cow's body. I draw her attention to the beautiful way they've merged the pectoralis major so smoothly while also staying true to how muscular they've depicted the rest of the body.

I finish up with my thoughts on the artist's bold choice to depict the minotaur as a female, and despite the underlying themes of a minotaur being violence, child murder, strength, and muscles. I segue into how unlike bulls, cow are perceived as mothers. That they are the major source of milk in human culture, and that idyllic depictions of them in a field usually depict calves frolicking nearby, yet the minotaur kills and eats children.

I finish and there is a long pause.

"Urban, this is fetish art." and she takes me to the artist's twitter and god dammit it's fetish art, not a bold statement on cultural perceptions of women and violence throughout history. I have been tricked again.

i can’t believe i didn’t notice the pattern sooner

we are doomed

time is a circle

Oh god.. sun and moon.. the mouths that canonically don’t move.. the fanon tongues and *ahem*… the constant smiles…

It’s sans all over again

Today on Tumblr: Everyone has given up trying hide their robot simpery

hey what's up with the "!" in fandoms? i.e. "fat!" just curious thaxxx <3

I have asked this myself in the past and never gotten an answer.

Maybe today will be the day we are both finally enlightened.

i am not immune to the "character's eyes glow when they use their powers" trope

now you knock that off right now mister

Teefers study