Imagine The Reactions Of Literally Everyone Else (walking Into Wolf Spring) Seeing All These Deadly Familiars

A summary of the three dark crowns suitors

The twins that are actually cousins

That one guy who supports murder

Arisone’s soulmate 

Bonus: the guy who through the love of his life of a cliff 

The suitors

So each generation knows less and less about Fennbirn existing.

So suitors come from the same countries.

So that means they could be marrying their cousins or in laws.

Bonus 2.0: The guy who cheated on the strongest naturalist in generations

A summary of the three dark crowns suitors

The twins that are actually cousins

That one guy who supports murder

Arisone’s soulmate 

Bonus: the guy who through the love of his life of a cliff 

Two Dark Reigns Be Like

Pietyr: We must get them out of you!

Katherine: No I need them.

Pietyr: There killing people left and right!

*Looks at the body of the kid and Madrigal*

Katherine: *scared shrug*

(Later)

Pietyr: *starts doing the exorcism 

Dead Queens: what does this idiot think he’s doing?

Dead Queens:*try to kill him*

reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing

One. I’m way too lazy to do anything for April 1st.

Two. I won’t even be aware it’s April 1st because what even is time and how do you keep track of it?

Three. That’s not the kind of discomfort or anxiety I like to cause from my blog.

Four. If I am to post/re-blog anything like that on my blog I will be tagging it appropriately to AVOID unwilling participation.

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

This is the Dog of Protection.

Reblog and you’ll never be forced to reblog anything you don’t want to ever again!

After Katherine’s Breccia Fall

Natalia: Katharine is at a very special age when a girl only has one thing is on her mind.

Pietyr: Boys? Natalia: Homicide