She Asked Me If I Believed In God And I Told Her That When I Was Four I Almost Drowned In A Public Pool

Ye Baiyi + Food

“He has been eating for almost six hours!”

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Ah, finally an update! This is getting longer in each post lol

I don’t have any idea about how this story will go on and how this will end, well for now on, let’s just make things by instinct hahaha.

random lil sns headcanons

○When Sasuke first starts opening up to Naruto, he does it in the dead of night completely alone. Even if Naruto is on the verge of passing out, he will do his utter best to hang on and hear sasuke till he is done.

○Naruto meanwhile will sometimes just drop "oh thats trauma" trivia "Tsunade says I eat so fast cause of meal insecurity or somethin' like that" "You try teaching yourself how to read and see how fast ya are at it" "Oh yeah I forgot I can shop there now" like nbd and Sasuke just has to slightly pause from both heartbreak and anger to process that real quick(Naruto inflicts this on the other loved ones too)

○They are dragging each other into healthier eating habits, kicking and screaming. Naruto to accept healthier foods and Sasuke to actually eat his fill.

○Naruto preens like a bird whenever Sasuke gives him that intense look of want. Even after they've been together years he'll still puff up a little (Shikamaru's lungs threaten to collapse from sighing at these 2)

○Sasuke is obvi not a PDA guy* but Naruto is very tactical so he returns them in small ways like leaning into a hand or a brush of fingers

*this becomes utter bullshit after any legit serious battle/scare

○They will absolutely pine to some degree when Sasuke's mission run longer

I sprained my arm awhile back so this took me awhile to finish. I can draw again now, but slowly….

I was stressed last time i wanted lwj to bite wwx 

Random person : I like you

Seungmin : I don't have time for your shit

Felix : Minho said that sometimes he could appreciate you

Seungmin : What ? Seriously sometimes ? EVERYONE loves me, what the hell is he talking about ? Like, I'm perfect for him I'm totally his type and then he just say he appreciates me ??? He have to say that he would marry me if he could and then I will say "sorry i'm a busy man" so he will cry and I would just laugh at this motherfucker !

Seungmin :

Seungmin : What sometimes ? I know he loves me like he loves his cats. Ah, seriously I hate him !

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We call this lOvE <3

I don't understand why people question if Sasuke likes Naruto, romantically speaking. I think Sasuke is so much more clearer than Naruto about the depth of his emotions. He has stated multiple times that Naruto is the only thing capable of making him lose sight of his goals. If Naruto showed up for long enough, Sasuke absolutely will stop and drop everything. He's admitted to this.

Itachi emphasized that he needs to kill someone precious to him in order to activate his Mangekyou Sharingan, and Sasuke didn't even hesitate before thinking about Naruto. No one else was even in consideration.

His biggest weakness, and the only person who he has made clear has acknowledged him, is Naruto like this is text. He's not chasing Naruto, but that's because he loves him so damn much he needs to run away from it.

With Naruto, there's a lot of duty to the village and perhaps some obligation and guilt associated with the time Sasuke nearly died for him. The story paints it as if Naruto is chasing Sasuke due to his promise to Sakura(he wasn't). But there's more factors obscuring the reasons for Naruto's determination than for Sasuke. Naruto says "for the village, to save my friend, for a promise", etc.

Sasuke explicitly says "I have to kill you because you're the only thing that is precious to me and I can't have that because you weaken me".

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Abemiha Nintama crossover which I spend too much time on but very much enjoyed (Except the coloring… Omg I’m not made to color….) for Abemiha week day 6! The theme, which you could probably guess already, is crossover.

Bonus after the cut!

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