And Here Is It All By Its Lonesome Self. Its Beautiful And Apart Of This Post: Https://traveleroffarawayplaces.tumblr.com/post/691035230703960064/so-this-is-how-it-totally-went-right-lol-i

Wild: okay, so which one of you want to go next?

Legend: I’m sorry. What?

Wind: MEEEE!!! *Hops off the cliff and glides with the leaf*

Warriors standing in the background menacingly;

The yiga: *Starts sweating* WHO EVEN ARE YOU GUYS?!?

sky, kindly: now, why don't you tell us why you're here, hmm? i'm sure we can come to an arrangement.

time, darkly, hand on his sword: we can do this the easy way, or the hard way. no points for guessing which one you'll enjoy more.

hyrule, clearly out of his depth but trying to look tough: yeah... tell us why you want to, uh, kill wild!

the yiga footsoldier, tied to a chair, very confused: ...

Joel: Sure you may be verified on Twitter…

Joel: But are you verified in the eyes of GOD?

Jimmy: … I don’t need to be verified nor do I want to be verified in the eyes of god.

Oh! Snails can hybrinate up to three years!

Hey! @tinydragontoonz @zetrif @itsjustpolyester312 and anyone else wanna join!

New tag game:

Reblog with the most useless fact you know. Doesn't have to be useless to others, just useless to you.

Here's mine: Shrek is based on a children's book (and that's supposedly common knowledge??? Why didn't anyone ever tell me 😫)

No pressure tags! @iloveacronix @greenamethyst-16 @crystaleclipse10 @hijabiwriter @mislamicpearl @lluh-loyd and anyone else who wants to have a go!

Wind: *LOUD SWEARING INTENSFIES*

Sky: Ah man, That really ruffles my feathers

Time: One does not simply swear.

Legend: does it look like I give a FU-

Wild: Swearing? Whats that?

Hyrule: I do not understand this.. thing.

Four: *peace signs outta here with no consistency*

Twilight: I grew up with kids thanks but no.

*Wild later*: And thats how Warriors tragically lost his life. He will be missed.

Warriors: I’m not dead quit it!

*Wind sadly*: sometimes I still hear his voice

Or an Alternative end:

*Warriors being attacked* *scratch tape*

Warriors: Yeah that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here. Well…

Wind, running into camp: gUYS!!

*Holds up a cucco with pink feathers wearing a blue cap* Legend's been turned into a cucco!!!

Cucco!Legend: *grumpy birb noises*

Everyone except Sky: *horrified gasps*

Four: How the fuck?

Warriors: Don't you mean "How the Cluck?"

Everyone: ...

Warriors: *attacked by Cucco!Legend*

Wind: You know what to say!

Four deadpan: Y'aint the boss of me.

Twilight crying tiny little tears: I'm so proud

Grian: guess what we are going to do today?

Grian: Not the back THATS FOR SURE!!!

Reddons: Hi, welcome to Applebees, would you like apples of bees?

Spoke: B-bees..?

Reddons: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES.

Spoke: Wha-

Ashwag: *walks in with a jar of bees*

Spoke: WAIT-

Bonus:

Branzy: Hi, welcome to Clown’s circus. Would you like the stabbing part or the scamming part?

Literally anyone: What..?

Branzy: CONGRATULATIONS! You’ve chosen BOTH!!

Clownpierce: *breaks the wall with his sword drawn*

Legend: Reasons why Warriors is annoying.

Legend: Number 1) He's annoying.

Legend: Number 2) He keeps stealing my items.

*Legend continues to pull up a 300 slide presentation of 'Why Warriors is annoying'*

The rest of the chain:

Warriors: >:0