LOUD WARNING//

“You’re no longer the perfect creation mother had wanted. You’re like me, now.”

qCellbit: breaks a rule once and gets chainsaw murdered and tortured

qBagi: doesn't even break any rule and gets gunned down twice completely unwarranted

qTubbo: breaks several rules (multiple times) on purpose to get Cucurucho's attention, barely gets a slap on the wrist and a warning

Clearly there's a favorite here

I love when this happens

SPOKE DESIGNS OUT LET'S GOOO

I think the reintroduction of the eggs could go a little something like this:

Spawn is apparently where they're going to find their children. A crowd gathers. Parents and aunts and uncles and siblings and...the children. The children are right in front of them. Their children. There's a lot of tears. The children are sobbing or on the verge of it. It's a relieving sound.

Richarlyson runs straight for Cellbit, noticing him in the crowd of people. He's immediately picked up by his dad. He's held tight. He doesn't say anything when he feels Cellbit's nails start to dig into his skin. Where are the rest of his dads? Shouldn't they be here, too? It doesn't matter. He has one of them and a stepdad, and that's good enough. Mouse and Roier lean into the hug. Richas has Cellbit, Roier, and Mouse, and that's enough. They're a family.

Leonarda couldn't tell you why, but she went to Roier first and grabbed onto his pant leg. She's held close by her brother, both unfamiliar and familiar at the same time. She's holding his hand as they walk to find their dads. She wipes her tears with the back of her free hand. Soon, the siblings see both Foolish and Vegetta. Soon, Roier and Leo are held in their father's arms. They're a family.

Dapper and Pomme are holding hands. Brother and sister, hand in hand. They find Bad, and before either realizes it, they're in his arms again. Being held so tight yet gently at the same time. His hands hold them so close to his chest, as if they could become one with Bad's being. Pomme is shakily handed off to Etoiles and Antoine. They both make sure she isn't bruised like her namesake. They both hold her close. They're all a family.

Ramón was picked up by his dad before he even noticed him. Fit is nearly squeezing his son before loosening up a bit. Both are on the verge of tears, yet neither let's go. Ramón hides his face in his dad's shoulder. Fit rests his cheek on the side of his sons head. It's them against the world again. They're a family.

Chayanne is leading Tallulah, both determined to find their caregivers. As soon as they see Philza crouched low with arms out, ready for both of them. They both run into his arms, soon enveloped by inky black wings to further protect them. Chayanne and Tallulah can hear Phil's heartbeat. It's full of love. Tubbo and Niki soon join Chayanne and Tallulah under inky black. They're a family.

Nobody says anything if no one gets any sleep that night.

If Richas' bed is protected by a loosely held knife and if a devil watches him sleep, nobody says anything.

If Leo's held closely by her brother as she sleeps, and if their parents busy themselves fixing up the bedroom, nobody says anything.

If Dapper's hand is held tightly as he sleeps and while soft lullabies and stories fill the air, nobody says anything.

If Pomme's bed is hidden and protected by a sword held in a white knuckle grip, nobody says anything.

If Chayanne's bed is manically prayed over for protection by a tired crow, nobody says anything.

If Tallulah's watched over all night by two of her dad's oldest and most trusted friends, nobody says anything.

Headcanon time: LD is always, *always* the one to suggest violence as an answer to problems. Need help with the toaster? He'll smash it to pieces and put it back together with chaos energy. Brothers are being annoying? Smacks their shit and dumps them in the backyard. Badniks? Nuked from orbit. Weird eldritch horrors? Just fistfight them bro. Eggman? Has to be physically restrained from offhandedly murdering him whenever they see each other.

He learned it from Tails

Mexican restaurants go hard man 🇲🇽

i want to wear a suit/boys formal wear to my aunts wedding, but my stepmom is attempting to force me to wearing a dress. unable to reach roof. what should i do?

when i was a kid i had moments of being so fucking diabolical because i realized at some point the best way to leverage power over my family was to do shit that would make everybody late

Dogday and his "Angel" player lol

PAC MIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!