LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND

“…Trump’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame was destroyed early Wednesday morning in what looks to be a Tinseltown first.”

Mike: What's up with Richie? He's been laying on the ground for like fifteen minutes.

Bill: He's just a little overwhelmed.

Mike: Why?

Bev: Eddie giggled.

Eddie “totally not gay” Kaspbrak

Yessssss

Reddie headcanons #9

Richie: EDS!!

Eddie: wtf do you want

Richie: did you know a group of lesbians is called a flannel

Eddie: damn it richie you need to get away from tumblr

lesbians = lovely 💟

bi girls = beautiful 💖

pan girls = perfect 💗

Richie calls Eddie his Pomme de terre because it means potato in French and Eddie doesn’t know, he just thinks it’s a cute nickname. Thank you for your time.

Ben: Would you slap your lover in the face for two million dollars?

Eddie: I would roundhouse kick Richie in the face for free.

Eddie: You’re the moon because you’re really pale, and deep down you’re dark.

Richie:

Eddie: And I’m the sun because I’m bright, and happy.

Richie: You’re the sun because no one wants to fucking look at you directly.

bro whoever decided on the team compilation of shubble, smajor, nihachu, and jack manifold has my heart completely, absolute banger decision