*double Date*

I was thinkin abt my boys goin to homecoming and I got sad

The Do’s & Don’ts of eating sushi ...

Richie: [holding his new born son] He’s so beautiful.

Doctor: We’re gonna have to give him some shots.

Richie: Oh hell yeah pour up it’s his fucking birthday.

You turn off the light, cats light up the space

And then Sonia had a stroke.

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Has this being done yet? Yes? No? Whatever. I am, once again, very proud of my stupidity.

I want handwritten love letters and dates in a secret garden.

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the arc of dream escaping from prison looks so cool

bill: it’s not gay if i wanna date stan as like bros, right?

ben: i’m not an expert, but that does sound kinda gay

richie (eating chips): i’m an expert. that’s gay.

He hangs upside-down, viewing the world from a completely different perspective. His facial expression is calm and serene, suggesting that he is in this position by his own choice.

The Hanged Man is the card of ultimate surrender, of being suspended in time and of martyrdom and sacrifice to the greater good.

Emmett Cullen: Do you consider dandelions beautiful? Their seeds are commanded by chaos! They are thrown to the wind with the mad hope that they’ll touch down on fertile ground and take root! We breath them into the air and make wishes, while their only wish is to sustain themselves. Anyway, do you need to copy my math homework today, dude?

The stoners of Forks High: