If You Are A British/UK Citizen, There Is Currently A Petition Running (with Only 125 Signatures) That

Knives! Get your Knives here for no particular reason!

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Get em while they're cold, get em while they're sharp!

Special discount if your name is Brutus for no reason in particular!

Do people actually care if your parents are or aren't ok with your marriage??? Bruh you're the one getting married

Just in time for Valentine’s Day... 💔 

Ready to break up with Google?

So are we!

We’ve rounded up a bunch of privacy-centric alternatives for everything Google.

Check out the full list over on the blog!

- The Ellipsus Team xo

What a weird request. Just disgusting. How could anyone ask for that I'm flabbergasted. You should try saying "good girl" instead

I think we need more accent data. Do you mind moaning and whimpering into the mic?

This really is my fault for curating a follower base of desperate lesbians

Reblog if you

1. Want to get pegged by a 9-15 foot tall plant women

2. Your Flort looks REALLY cute right now

Or

3. You could absolutely DEVOUR some garlic bread right now

But don’t say which one it is

Me af

Reblog to let prev know their presence is wanted

gay sex. reblog if agree

I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.