If Lemongrab Was Gay Would Princess Bubblegum Call Him Zestygrab?

Spectacular give me 14 of them

Bionicle Anomalocaris V.2

Takanuva vs Makuta

Stuff that actually happens in Bionicle:

Sexy snakes invent capitalism and then face severe regulation by a bunch of demonic mad scientists.

One of said mad scientists impersonated the mayor of a Frutiger Aero dystopia and put all of the citizens into The Pokéballs That Make You Smaller.

There are six fish-themed warlords with (for the most part) really on-the-nose names. They weren't always fish-themed, they just happened to be in a prison that became flooded with The Water That Makes You A Fish. Their main underling is a four-armed squid-man, who is naturally immune to The Water That Makes You A Fish.

The setting's equivalent of Hephaestus made a bunch of useful stuff, including but not limited: to the first six protagonists, the leader of the Bionicle CIA, some cool planes, and the Bionicle CIA's prison-warden robots.

One of the Magic Frisbees that are the central macguffins of the 2004 arc was stuck between the teeth of the Bionicle equivalent of The Bloop.

Some shark guys who were the antagonists of the 2006 arc got put into the Water That Makes You A Fish. They got turned into eels.

There's an entire group of heroes who were brought together to protect the mad scientist I mentioned earlier, then got turned into tiny lizard creatures by one of the sexy snakes, and they didn't get turned back until thousands of years later.

A random villager from an underwater city (which is directly next to the prison that got flooded with the Water That Makes You A Fish) was transformed by the main macguffin into said prison's jailer, who by that point had already been dead for several millenia after being shanked by the blue fish-themed warlord.

There's a substance called Black Fire, which isn't literally black fire. The CIA's warden robots are filled with (and presumably powered by) it, and can shoot it out of their giant impractical swords.

The Makuta devolution scene.

Bionicle Frankenstein's name can also refer to his private island and also a giant plant monster.

Ok wait so I was checking out the Prototypes page on Biosector and I found this. Apparently it's an early design for what would eventually become the Vahki? That's kinda neat!

Also alternate early Roodaka who, because of the final set's colour scheme, looks topless.

forgor

can confirm

The other Bohrok are annoyed they don't have a day of the week they can steal.

Got bored at work today so I claimed the celesta room and screwed around with some BIONICLE music

So here’s Hahli’s theme from Mask Of Light!

Ignore the occasional rattling, this celesta is old and has been abused rip

Lewa Liftoff

on this lovely bionicle day, I offer you an assortment of matorans 🤲