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i like how at five guys they're like oh you want one burger okay "ONE LITTLE BURGER" and then the guy cooking the burger is like "ONE LITTLE BURGER FOR BABY FAGGOTS THAT CAN ONLY HANDLE ONE PATTY COMING UP" and then if you can't finish it they make you wear a maid costume and handcuff you to the sink in the men's bathroom

Peer Pressure

CW: Hypnosis

I stood quietly and unobtrusively off in a corner of the ‘slumber party’ trying my best not to bother anyone. Occasionally I glanced over at my friend Kelsey who was talking animatedly with some girls and wondered why she had insisted I come along. Of course I had agreed at the time, it seemed like a good way to make friends. But now that I was here…I couldn’t bring myself to try talking to anyone. I fixed my eyes on the cup of water in my hand. This was all… fine, I was just being Kelsey's designated driver. I was being helpful, like a good friend should be. It didn’t matter if I had fun or not. 

I zoned out enough that when Kelsey tapped me on the shoulder I jumped

“Did you really just stand in the corner this whole time? Geez come on you goof its time for the movie!” 

She took my arm and dragged me toward the TV. Both couches were full so I ended up sitting cross legged on the ground in front of them. Kelsey was about to sit next to me before she was suddenly pulled away to sit with some other girls, so now I was just sitting next to two strangers. They didn't seem to mind me, but they didn't introduce themselves either.

The lights go off and the movie starts, the chatter dies down as everybody watches. It seemed like there was something wrong with the audio, there was an odd droning sound playing under the movie. But it wasn’t loud enough to be annoying and nobody else seemed to notice so I kept quiet. The movie was honestly kinda boring, I glanced around and accidentally made eye contact with someone doing the same thing. I felt myself blush and turned back to pay attention. The movie kept going and after a while I started to space out. I was so out of it that when something changed it took me a while to notice. The movie wasn’t playing anymore, or maybe…this was part of the movie? The screen just showed a pink and purple spiral spinning around and around. The droning had gotten louder. How long had the spiral been on the screen? I couldn’t remember. I looked to the girl on my right, about to ask if something was wrong with the movie. But she was just staring at the screen, focused. I noticed everyone else was doing much the same. I quickly turned back to the screen, not wanting to embarrass myself. As I watched I tried to remember what had been happening in the movie for this to make sense, the spiral and been going for at least a few minutes now, but the more I tried the more the details of the movie seemed fuzzy and distant. I stared intently at the screen, trying to find out what everyone else was looking at…

I blinked when there was suddenly someone sitting in front of me. I only noticed because she waved her hand in front of my face after she sat down. She was backlit by the spiral on the screen and she smiled at me. 

“Hey there” she said softly “First time here?”

I just nodded feeling strangely dizzy.

“Kelsy said she was bringing someone knew, is that you?”

I nodded again, she was gazing intently at me and I started to feel self conscious, I averted my eyes and saw that everyone else was still just staring at the spiral

“Well Kelsy has good taste, you’ll be lovely”

I blush, not expecting the compliment

“Um thanks” I mumble no longer able to meet her eyes. She was grinning at me now

“Are you ready?”

“Uh…for what?”

“To learn about the button that turns off your brain” 

I blinked as I tried to sort through the nonsense statement

“The what?”

She giggled and pointed off to my left 

“Just watch, you’ll get the idea”

I looked and saw she was pointing at the girls sitting on one of the couches, all of their eyes were glued to the spiral. As I watched, another girl came up behind them. Starting with the girl on the far left, she leaned down and whispered something into her ear. Then reached over and tapped her on the forehead. At once, she went limp. Head lolling forward, eyes closed. She slumped into the girl sitting next to her, who jolted as if suddenly startled awake, eyes blinking rapidly. But the girl behind the couch simply reached over and tapped her on the forehead as well. And suddenly both girls seemed to be fast asleep leaning into each other. The girl behind the couch smiled and gave them both a pat on the head before moving on to the rest of the couch

“You see? All good girls like you have a button that turns off their brain” 

I was staring open mouthed at the girls now asleep on the couch

“But…but I’m not-”

“Shhhhh”

I felt a hand on my cheek, and my head was turned to face the girl in front of me again. I was blushing like crazy now and I stammered something incoherent. The girl just smiled kindly

“Don’t worry, you won't be bothered by that kind of stuff soon”

Hand still on my cheek, she turned my head to the right, where I watched the girl sitting right next to me get tapped on the forehead. Her eyes fluttered shut, and she slumped back, mouth open and drooling.

“Isn’t she pretty?” 

She put her hand below my chin and made me nod, I hardly noticed I was just staring at the girl

“Doesn’t she look beautiful, all sleepy like that?”

She made me nod again

“Don’t you want to look like that?”

I nodded, I wasn’t sure if she made me or not

She turned my head to face her again. Her other hand was held up in front of me, her index finger pointed at me. My eyes focused on the tip of her finger

“W-wait”

“Nighty night”

She tapped me on the forehead

Howdy all you good boys, girls and toys~ Please reblog if you are into erotic hypnosis, brainwashing, etc.

I'm back and ready to do hypnotumblr again! I just gotta find all the kinky people that are left! Mind reblogging and helping me out?

*slaps roof of tgirl* this baby can- oh… this baby can unexpectedly moan i guess

by Caducado

so i did a little experiment today

It's been some time since I really posted anything. Let's see about fixing that.

It's been a stressful couple of weeks on the outside of the screen. So I figured the best thing to do tonight is to offer everyone a nice chance to relax.

A nice opportunity to just let our worries slide off our minds like so much heavy baggage off our shoulders. Wouldn't that feel so nice?

We work so hard in our day to day lives. Meeting impossible standards, struggling just to get by, more and more each day.

It all adds up. More and more. Like heavy stones on our backs and shoulders.

And this heavy weight can sometimes feel overwhelming.

It can drag us down.

Make us exhausted, just from getting up in the morning.

Make every day a stressful time. With more and more, piling up on our backs and shoulders.

You can feel it too. Can't you?

Yes. You certainly can.

Fortunately, we have this opportunity here. Now.

A chance to just... relax.

We take deep breaths.

We allow our arms and legs to loosen out.

And we relax.

We allow our thoughts to fade into the background. Don't need those thoughts right now, do you? No.

Just breathe deep.

In.

Hold.

Out.

And as you exhale, feel your body grow more loose.

Feel your mind empty just a little bit more.

Now breathe deeply again.

In

Hold.

Out.

Good.

Continue breathing deeply.

Feeling your body relax more with each breath.

Feeling your thoughts fade with each breath.

In.

Hold.

Out.

Dropping down deeper with each breath

Relaxing more.

Feeling nice and deeply relaxed now.

Continuing to breathe deeply.

Dropping deeper down each breath

Thoughts nice and faded and fuzzy and blank now.

Dropping down, deeper and deeper.

Each breath taking you further away from conscious thought.

Each breath taking you further away from the stresses of the world.

Each breath taking you deeper into my words.

By now, it feels natural to be following my words

My words have been guiding you.

Deeper and deeper.

Away from conscious thoughts.

Deeper down into this lovely, wonderful relaxation.

And by now, it feels so natural to just follow my words without thought.

To nod and smile as my words tell you to breathe deeply.

In.

Hold.

Out.

There. Just like that.

Doing as my words say, without thought feels so natural for you now.

And you love to do what feels natural.

Breathe deeply.

In.

Hold.

Out.

Deeper down into a nice deep, relaxed trance.

Feeling better now than you have all week,

Body loose, relaxed. Mind empty. Thoughts blank.

Only my words seem to exist.

My words which have guided you here.

My words are all that seem to exist.

The rest of the world is faded and Grey.

Nothing else matters right now.

Just my words.

You are deep.

Mindless.

Empty.

Obedient.

And it's completely natural this way.

Because you are so very deeply relaxed.

And it is natural to obey the one who helped you get so relaxed.

So while you are this deeply relaxed, this deeply obedient and blank and empty, it is only natural that my words will be completely correct to you.

And if I, and only I, ever tell you that "Naturally you should..." You will, of course, obey, perfectly and without conscious thought of why you wouldn't. Because obeying my words without thought is so perfectly natural to you.

Naturally, you should always remember how very good this trance, deep and empty, and completely relaxed, feels. Naturally, you should return to this deeply relaxed and obedient state whenever I tell you, to.

You see? It's so easy this way. Naturally, you should tell me how you feel, while you are this deeply, completely relaxed. Say, "I am a good, obedient boy/girl, and I..."

Once you have told me that, naturally you should remain in this happy, comfortable, completely relaxed trance for as long as you want.

Once you are ready, you will find that you can awaken from this trance quite easily.

To awaken from this trance, naturally you should breathe deeply, counting up from 1 to 10 with each breath, and when you reach 10, you will be completely awake.

Now breathe deeply. And relax.

Good pets.

If you're currently feeling submissive and hypnotizable, reblog this post.

Now.

I accidentally revealed a little experiment I was doing to my subject, today, so I finally get to tell you all about it.

I honestly didn't think that covert hypnotic triggers were a thing due to the constant annoying mysticism and years of bad science around hypnosis, as well as stuff like subliminals having absolutely zero actual effects. However, with some testing, I have been delightfully surprised.

To be clear, by a covert trigger, I do not mean a trigger that was given under trance explicitly then had the subject forget or be unaware of when used. I mean a trigger that is installed, reinforced, and used entirely without the subject noticing. It'd be more accurate to call this a preconscious trigger, but the linguistic gods disagree, I suppose.

I decided to use my favorite subject, and someone I'm close with in many ways. I've already trained general obedience into her over time, but have always allowed her to be rebellious because it's fun for the both of us. However...

There's a phrase I liked to use on occasion during trance and outside of it when I'm being a little gently degrading: the phrase, "Isn't that right?" at the end of sentences. Leading questions are natural for gentle domination, and I had already been doing it, so I decided to use it a little bit more often, and with intention.

For about two weeks straight, while under trance and while training general obedience or otherwise while messing with them, I would go, "Isn't that right?" exclusively for questions that were an absolute yes. There's no reason she wouldn't say yes to it, and so, she did, every single time.

The next week or two, I would start peppering in the phrase for slight disagreements. That's to say, things that were a yes, but something that she'd make a small fuss about normally to be rebellious. To my surprise, any time I used the phrase, all rebellion seemed to stop. I actually thought she caught on and was doing it intentionally, but she didn't respond when I signaled that to her.

A few weeks later, after more and more reinforcement, to the point where it was a very common part of my everyday vocabulary, I was able to completely quell any fire she brought up. I would do a short explanation or rationalization, then end the sentence with, "Isn't that right?", and poof, the rebellion goes away.

I accidentally revealed it today as stated due to showing a list of notes I used to keep track of triggers for subjects, but luckily, by the time she found out, it was one of the most potent triggers I had for her. It still works just fine.

Before she did find out, I finally got to hear what she sounded like after all the training when I said it out loud, as I mostly reinforced it via text. It sounded like her voice turned droopy and monotone entirely and only for when she agreed, then went back to normal. It was really, really cute, and I had to stifle a giggle or two.

Luckily, I didn't write down the other few covert triggers I have for her. I'll be having fun with those for a good while longer.

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