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Wow

I take overstimulation extremely seriously just so we’re all aware.

Most I’ve ever made a guy cum was 27 times in one session and all of those happened in the span of about 5-10 minutes

Got him really warmed up and started fucking him with a dildo while I alternated between whispering in his ear, biting his neck, playing with his chest etc. After only a minute or two he shyly muttered out that he was going to cum. I stopped, stared directly at him and we had this brief, telling moment of eye contact before he got so embarrassed he had to turn away. We both knew he was under the impression he couldn’t cum without touching his dick and the fact he almost just did was so fucking hot to me.

I pinned his leg over my shoulder and continued. Within a minute he was back to how he was before, just on the verge and I kept moving it while he shook beneath me. Finally let up after he came all over my hand and I asked if he’d cum sarcastically to make fun of how obvious and hard it was and he just whimpered out “… I came twice”

He absolutely should not have told me this because as soon as I knew making him cum over and over was on the table I was determined to go as far as I possible could, and hearing him say two like that was addictively cute. I Pinned him even more and continued, told him to count every time he cums before quickly getting back into it.

27 times I made this very masc dude cum. 27!

Didn’t even think that was a possible number. Every 15-30 seconds I’d feel him tense up and clench on the dildo then I’d hear his little chocked voice murmur out a number before I kept going. He made a giant fucking mess, squirting basically each time in the beginning. I kept moving the goal post further and further, “come on let’s just get to 10 puppy!”, “I think we could do 15 don’t you?”, “Whoops that was a 16th one, well we might as well get to twenty, right?”. He was fully trembling, shaking, crying. His eyes were in constant state of being rolled back and the noises he was making were so intense. The best part was hearing him count though, it was the only coherent thing he would say and he struggled to get out each number but if he didn’t count I’d start choking him.

Hearing a grown man moan out “25” or whatever ridiculous number we were on has to be one of the hottest things I’ve experienced. I would have kept going forever but he was begging and pleading for me to stop and for some reason I don’t think he believed that I’d really let him be done at 30

He was a complete fucking mess after as you’d imagine. Basically just sat there in a daze for 10 minutes but I made sure to make fun of him. I mean 27? Really? Just an embarrassingly high number. He also physically couldn’t handle any play for like several days after this so safe to say I throughly worked him out.

I guess now my goal in life will be to get someone to 30

They do? 👀 👉👈

i like how at five guys they're like oh you want one burger okay "ONE LITTLE BURGER" and then the guy cooking the burger is like "ONE LITTLE BURGER FOR BABY FAGGOTS THAT CAN ONLY HANDLE ONE PATTY COMING UP" and then if you can't finish it they make you wear a maid costume and handcuff you to the sink in the men's bathroom

I'd like to craft a control collar.

I'd start with an ordinary pretty collar, and then I'd start attaching triggers to it: you can't take it off on your own, when wearing it you must obey direct orders, and so on.

The cumulative effect would be for the collar to turn you into a subby, owned pet.

And of course, I could force you to wear it. I could hypnotize you and make you put it on, or I could just hold you down, strap it around your pretty neck, and watch all the defiance leave your eyes.

And sure, maybe I'd do that every so often.

But what if instead I just put it on the table next to you. You'd know exactly what it did. You'd know it would take your thoughts away, it would turn you into a horny toy... when you wear that collar, you aren't really a person anymore. I wouldn't force you to put it on. All I would do is tease you, flirt with you a bit. The collar is right there.

And soon enough, you'd be wearing the collar and kneeling expectantly, waiting for an order to serve. Because deep in your soul, you want to be owned.

Damn sounds heavy. Would you like someone to hold that for you queen?

psa that apparently condoms aren't supposed to be like. physically painful to put on, nor should they cut off all blood flow to your clit. if that's the case... magnums are actually really great and not as ostentatious as they are portrayed to be. i have learned a lot about myself this week ;-;

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Very evocative

"why don't you use card sleeves" because a fundamental part of my MTG game is psychological warfare. I have 0 interest in maintaining the value of my cards, i'm not concerned with their condition as long as they're playable, so when i get new ones i bend and stretch them to hell until the paper stock is well broken in, well enough that i can take all 80-odd cards and do a full-side riffle and bridge. I'll lock eyes with you across the table as I split my deck in half, and i will smile pleasantly, innocently, almost vacuously as I riffle the halves together in my hand, before I bend that shit back into a bridge and let the waterfall cascade down into my palms before I true them up and hit them with the old one-handed cut before plopping them in front of you. This is a card game girl, I'm not playing with collectable trinkets. I'll break you harder then i broke in my new phyrexia deck. I'll pin you down and bend your back 'till you damn near snap, before i crush you into the fucking sheets and let my toxins seep inside you. yeah, no, if you need to go jack off in the bathroom you'll have to forfeit.

It's been some time since I really posted anything. Let's see about fixing that.

It's been a stressful couple of weeks on the outside of the screen. So I figured the best thing to do tonight is to offer everyone a nice chance to relax.

A nice opportunity to just let our worries slide off our minds like so much heavy baggage off our shoulders. Wouldn't that feel so nice?

We work so hard in our day to day lives. Meeting impossible standards, struggling just to get by, more and more each day.

It all adds up. More and more. Like heavy stones on our backs and shoulders.

And this heavy weight can sometimes feel overwhelming.

It can drag us down.

Make us exhausted, just from getting up in the morning.

Make every day a stressful time. With more and more, piling up on our backs and shoulders.

You can feel it too. Can't you?

Yes. You certainly can.

Fortunately, we have this opportunity here. Now.

A chance to just... relax.

We take deep breaths.

We allow our arms and legs to loosen out.

And we relax.

We allow our thoughts to fade into the background. Don't need those thoughts right now, do you? No.

Just breathe deep.

In.

Hold.

Out.

And as you exhale, feel your body grow more loose.

Feel your mind empty just a little bit more.

Now breathe deeply again.

In

Hold.

Out.

Good.

Continue breathing deeply.

Feeling your body relax more with each breath.

Feeling your thoughts fade with each breath.

In.

Hold.

Out.

Dropping down deeper with each breath

Relaxing more.

Feeling nice and deeply relaxed now.

Continuing to breathe deeply.

Dropping deeper down each breath

Thoughts nice and faded and fuzzy and blank now.

Dropping down, deeper and deeper.

Each breath taking you further away from conscious thought.

Each breath taking you further away from the stresses of the world.

Each breath taking you deeper into my words.

By now, it feels natural to be following my words

My words have been guiding you.

Deeper and deeper.

Away from conscious thoughts.

Deeper down into this lovely, wonderful relaxation.

And by now, it feels so natural to just follow my words without thought.

To nod and smile as my words tell you to breathe deeply.

In.

Hold.

Out.

There. Just like that.

Doing as my words say, without thought feels so natural for you now.

And you love to do what feels natural.

Breathe deeply.

In.

Hold.

Out.

Deeper down into a nice deep, relaxed trance.

Feeling better now than you have all week,

Body loose, relaxed. Mind empty. Thoughts blank.

Only my words seem to exist.

My words which have guided you here.

My words are all that seem to exist.

The rest of the world is faded and Grey.

Nothing else matters right now.

Just my words.

You are deep.

Mindless.

Empty.

Obedient.

And it's completely natural this way.

Because you are so very deeply relaxed.

And it is natural to obey the one who helped you get so relaxed.

So while you are this deeply relaxed, this deeply obedient and blank and empty, it is only natural that my words will be completely correct to you.

And if I, and only I, ever tell you that "Naturally you should..." You will, of course, obey, perfectly and without conscious thought of why you wouldn't. Because obeying my words without thought is so perfectly natural to you.

Naturally, you should always remember how very good this trance, deep and empty, and completely relaxed, feels. Naturally, you should return to this deeply relaxed and obedient state whenever I tell you, to.

You see? It's so easy this way. Naturally, you should tell me how you feel, while you are this deeply, completely relaxed. Say, "I am a good, obedient boy/girl, and I..."

Once you have told me that, naturally you should remain in this happy, comfortable, completely relaxed trance for as long as you want.

Once you are ready, you will find that you can awaken from this trance quite easily.

To awaken from this trance, naturally you should breathe deeply, counting up from 1 to 10 with each breath, and when you reach 10, you will be completely awake.

Now breathe deeply. And relax.

Good pets.

Boymoder? No I'm a boymodder. Yeah, your boyfriend? I've been hardware modding him. Yeah no she's more machine than meat at this point. Yeah also she's a girl now. Good little hardware modded girlbot. Yeah some of it's hodgepodge so don't shake her too hard or a panel might pop off. Oh yeah actually at this point there's only hardmod, nothing organic left, so you can just kind of put the panel back. Yeah sorry I ran out of screws. Oh, by the way, play with her panel, I left all the dials unlabelled, so have fun messing with her dynamic personality matrix. Oh you might want to mark the default values, there's no reset button. Or don't, just have fun with her!

just walked to the store and got really sweaty and smelly :3 who wants to come sniff and lick under my tits? >w<

(he/it)