Me

I want an au where Aiden is a serial killer and how he and Ashlyn meet is because she lets kidnapped by him. And then after a while a sort of Stockholm syndrome thing happens to Ashlyn where she she starts to like Aiden and at the same time the only reason why Aiden hasn’t killed her yet is because he likes her.

just give me my child being a little unhinged that’s all I ask

i need a fanart of Lockwood and Lucy sitting fully clothed in a bathtub playing with bath toys like the absolute children they are. i feel like this fits their dynamic so well like imagine:

Lucy holding a squeaky octopus that is missing an arm: so señor squeaky duck, we meet again.

Lockwood: so it appears we have. What now have you come to steal my gold? *points Duck to pile of bubbles next to him* Lucy: it just so happens that I have. *moves to take so bubbles* *both start yelling and getting into a metaphorical battle with their bath toys. Bubbles and water go flying everywhere.*

*Lucy and Lockwood suddenly freeze in place*

George: *opens door to the bathroom, just as Lucy is about to splash Lockwood in the face, and halts mid splash* i-I’m not even gonna ask. *turns around and leaves closing the door behind him*

*Lockwood and Lucy return to having their battle as if they where uninterrupted*

That’s so me core

Lenore: I have a problem.

Annabel: Kill it.

Lenore: Can you chill for like, two seconds?

When you think of it everything is edible. Some things will just kill you faster then others.

Just think. Jason Grace as Spiderman

just washed out some red hair dye. Basically took a blood bath

This year I have met two British people (a lovely woman at Costco who lives by the cathedral used as Hogwarts in the Harry Potter movies we had a nice chat about accents and a very nice gentleman who used to live near London) I have also met an Australian woman( I was picking up some Indian food for a family dinner) she was very nice and just the other day was talking to a very social German man (he was here on a work trip and will be here for the next few months. Me and my cousins had a lovely chat with him about the housing situations in Utah compared to Germany. apparently Utah housing is better safe to say I am friends to all Europeans, it's mildly concerning.

YOOOOO! Is that Shadow and Bone I see!?

Dear Mr. Gubler goober,

Are you just trolling everyone with your various haircuts from the earlier seasons of criminal minds or did you purposely choose those haircuts for funzies because I have some questions.

Where the haircuts chosen because you were deeply in character and chose something spender would have gotten? Or were they popular at the time? Like need to know!

@gublernation

Do you think they’re brothers?