Me: Oh Man I Really Dont Wanna Do This Thing Tmrw

watching people find out about parallel universes rn is so fucking funny 😭 like girl we know ? 🙏

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FUCJ FUCK FUCK FUKC YK WHAT IM SHIFTING TONIGHT FUCK ALL THESE YEARS AND IM DONE!!! I HAVE REACHED THE END IDC IIIIIII ME I IIII I MYSELF AND I AM TELLING YOU GUYS IM GONE IM NOT GOING BACK TO SCHOOL IM WAKING UP IN MY DR NO LIKE ACTUALLY IM PUTTING IN ALL THE EFFORT IM TIRED OF ME LIMITING MYSELF I AM GOING TO SHIFT AND I WONT COME BACK FOR MONTHS BECAUSE FUCK THIS SHIT HELL NO IM NOT GOING BACK TO SCHOOL IM SHIFTING AN SIM STAYING UNTIL I CAN PUT UP WITH THIS SHIT

becoming an adult cheat sheet!

learn to coupon

what to do when you can’t afford therapy

cleaning your bathroom

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

stress management

quick fix meals

find out if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

resume workshop

organize your closet

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

what you should bring to a doctor’s appointment

what’s a mortgage?

how to pick a health insurance plan

hotlines list

your first gynecology appointment

what to do if the cops pull you over

things to have in your car in case of emergency

my moving out masterpost

how to make friends as an adult (video)

how to do taxes (video)

recommended reads for surviving adulthood (video)

change a flat tire (video)

how to do laundry (video)

opening a bank account (video)

laundry cheat sheet

recipes masterpost

tricks to help you sleep more

what the fuck should you make for dinner?

where should you go for drinks?

alcohol: know your limits

easy makeup tips

find seat maps for your flight

self-defense tips

prevent hangovers

workout masterpost

how to write a check

career builder

browse careers

birth control information

financial management software & app (free)

my mental health masterpost

my college applications masterpost

how to jumpstart a car

sex ed masterpost

"What’s that notion app on your phone?"

gestures that gets me on my knees.

(feel free to use<3 the kisses ones are.. im- i-... yall better tag when u write these or else check under ur bed before sleep! :) )

lingering with your lips open, touching, but not kissing, and this one glance at their eyes and you say fuck it and pull at their collar to kiss them

heavily breathing after a kiss (damn ittitit)

gulping when they get a little too close

and not knowing how to talk or exist after they finish kissing you like they've been needing that kiss for a lifetime!!!

loosing your mind when they tilt your chin to look you in the eye

pulling them by their belt to kiss them>>

lazy kisses in the morning, that starts with a grunt as they pull you closer to them as you try to get up and lazily placing kisses all over face and ends with a hoarse whisper from them asking you to stay. fucjfuck

their mouth at your ear, whispering!!!

"give me a chance. to prove what i can make you feel." (ohmykgodks)

when they kiss you, hard, gripping, shaking breaths, fists in each other's clothes, against a wall, but they stop. and smirk, "you want that, love? i want cuddles though." and their grin is too wide, stupid and cocky and beautiful.

you're holding on by a thread and they sort of grin against your lips, mumbling, "just lose control, love."

that glance at your body with their eyes subtly widening, almost gulping as they take in your attire. fuck.

the lips are hot, soft, settling, nibbling and gasping, pulling onto each other for more and when you stop, they have their eyes closed, heavily exhaling, hair ruffled, and they look like the prettiest mess ever.

holding your hands above your head as they kiss you

aate

hate myself so much. Why can't I get into the fucking void state. I literally have been trying for a year or sum thing sometimes I just wanna fucking jump and kms. but in I don't have the guts to do an of that. Everyone else seems to get into the void state so easily. How can I KnOw that I'm gonna wake up in the void state but then I never do?? People say the void is easy. IT ISNT. I can't help but think of when I will actually get in. What's the set day for me? Never? I keep on having deadlines. Those deadlines come, I STILL DONT GET INTO THE VOID. NEVER. I HAVENT BEEN EVEN FUCKING CLOSE. LIKE WHAT THE HELL, PEOPLE are just like ASSUME YOU WILL GET INTO THE VOID in five minutes well I don't know how to FUCKING ASSUME ???? like I'm probably overfuckingcomplicatinf it and I dunno how to stop. im like is this even real anymore? Are we lying? Is the void state real? Honestly I should just give up and have no friends forever because thus shit is so fucking annoying . evrytime I say IM GONNA GET INTO THE VOID TONIGHT!! AND I BELUVE IT. I KNOW I WILL then I dont??? This has been going on for a month? I don't understand. WHY ME. ughhh idk how to even work on my self concept bc every time I do, I just go back. IS IT SO HARD?? I JS WANNA LIVE MY DREAM LIFE. LIKE...💀 I'm gonna take a break and focus on being happy bc honestly ...

some enemies to lovers kiss prompts

this one was requested to me… it was a little harder since enemies to lovers kisses are a little more plot specific but i did try! feel free to use <3

enemies to lovers post here.

“listen, let’s just forget about it.” “you mean forget about when we k—” “STOP.”

that split second before they kiss and they mentally ask themselves if this is about to happen but whoops their brain checked out hours ago and they’re about to kiss the person they hate more than anything

they haven’t talked about the first kiss they had— it was a small mistake, won’t happen again, the heat of the moment caught up to them and they still hate each other— but then suddenly there’s this moment for whatever [plot] reason and they’re gravitating towards one another and suddenly their lips are slipping over each others’

they’re teasing each other when one character goes “then kiss me” and is surprised that the other character actually does it

they’re playing a competitive game, whether it be a sport or for gym class or whatever, and while hiding, the sexual tension rises n boom they’re kissing

blurted confessions before the kiss

“yeah and it’s my fault for liking someone who—” cut off by a kiss

they’re alone in a room together in general because whew this makes for some incredible sexual tension

alternatively, they’re in a room full of people and somehow only register each other’s presence… one character sneaks away and the other follows and after a little banter they kiss in seclusion

“oh God.” “[name]…” “we just— kissed, oh God. i’m gonna be sick.”

“did you just…” “kiss my mortal enemy?… i think yes.”

“what are you thinking?” “i’m thinking i want to ask to kiss you. and i’m thinking i just did.”

ARGUING!!!!! then a heated “kiss me.” and suddenly their hands are all over each other

ALMOST KISSESSSSS!! its #that moment when they both know it’s about to happen, and God they don’t even care— but then they hear footsteps, or hear someone call them, or the phone buzzes, and the moment is gone like it never existed

“i… your lips.” “[unintelligible noises].”

that specific moment when they’re both stunned at the kiss, not only stunned that they let it happen but stunned that they don’t regret it at all

the aftermath. you as a writer need to decide if they’re going to acknowledge that it happened or going to pretend it didn’t and create more drama!!

tips

it doesn’t really matter the kiss as long as it shows not only their past and pent up anger but pent up sexual tension. it shouldn’t be something they’ve been thinking of outwardly, but something they’ve been actively trying not to think about, something they’ve been trying dearly to avoid. after all, they hate each other. so that moment when they first kiss should really solidify that “oh, i’m totally screwed” thought because they realize that the overwhelming urge to kiss their enemy didn’t just “come over” them, it was there all along.

most of all just have fun! silly kiss scenes or ones that give us second hand embarrassment are very very fun and unique. make it specific to your characters, to heighten their relationship as well!

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