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More inconsistency. Hooray!

First five here.

I think this is me, @the-angriest-angel

“I thought there’d be a lot less… people. Talking. In person. I mean, communications is my job. I talk to people all over the world. I’d just rather do it from space. ”

True.

deep sigh

Not all disabilities can be shown by a physical representation. I should know, because I have non-physical disabilities. If you have a non-physical disability, you should know about them.

George can be counted as having a disability cause he lost his ear, and Charlie with all the burns he has from his job working with Dragons, but we can count the non-physical ones as well.

Tonks had depression in Half-Blood Prince and Winky had it as well (and she could be classed as an alcoholic), Harry got paranoid and had panic attacks, Hermione was self-conscious about how she looked, and Neville was bullied along with Luna.

And if Neville’s parents (Frank and Alice) are, as you put it, ‘tragedy porn’, shouldn’t the same be classed for James and Lily?

The fandom call him Mad-Eye cause that’s what everybody calls him. Tonks and Molly both said it to his face in Order of the Phoenix, and he didn’t complain about it.

Lupin was killed to reinforce the fact about a child having no parents, and Moody was killed trying to protect Harry. They didn’t die in vain, or just because JKR wanted to kill them because they had a disability; they died to defeat evil.

And if you think you could write about disabilities better, you do it.

I know that this is just your opinion, but like I said, not all disabilities can be seen.

You know what I just realized?

J.K. Rowling only ever gave us two half-assed attempts at disability representation. Remus and Alastor. And I know that these are her two half-assed attempts at disability representation because she specifically brought them up in her article about her disability ‘representation’. The same article wherein she said that all Muggle disabilities would be corrected. (And the salt just keeps coming.)

So she fully admits that she gave us two characters in the entire series that were supposed to represent disabilities.

And they were weak representations.

But it doesn’t matter.

Weak or strong

She killed them anyway.

Blub blub

“Scott, Scott answer me!”

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!

Magazine Edit

↳ Thunderbirds are Go  ➝  Thunderbird machines

Redone version of this post

:O

Never look down on anybody unless you’re helping him up.

Eurovision 2K17: Graham Norton's Best Bits

“It’s a grey, damp night outside so there’s a faint smell of wet dog in the arena.”

“So, the theme this year is celebrating diversity, so let’s see who they’ve got to host… Oh, it’s three white men. Well done.”

“I can’t mock the jacket because… I’ve worn worse.”

“Timur is a personality powerhouse.”

“They’re excellent at speaking at the same time, they’ve cracked that.”

“Her brother will be fiddling with her on stage tonight.”

“Nathan Trent is actually his stage name. His real name is… Very difficult.”

“If you think my job’s hard, check out the guy pretending to play the saxophone for three minutes.”

“I should tell you, the Union Jack just fell off the wall in the commentary room. Hope it’s not an omen.”

“Nothing’s gone wrong. This was planned.”

“By the way, don’t worry, he hasn’t bought his mother’s ashes onstage with him. It’s actually a mini milk churn, which- who knew- could double as a musical instrument. Well, I say musical.”

“By the way, there hasn’t been a stage invasion. The woman is a professionally trained dancer. She is meant to be there.”

“The dancer trying to hide there. Who can blame her?”

“Inside that gorilla is Italy’s leading choreographer.”

“If you’re going to dress someone as a gorilla, at least get a decent costume. It looks like two carseat covers sewn together.”

“She was born and raised there (Australia). Moved to Denmark… Suspiciously recently.”

“There is so much love in this room.” “Not for you, Alex.”

“Stop.”

“And you keep thinking, ‘oh, this will make sense in a moment’ and… No…”

“She very kindly gave us some promotional chalk. I’ll be taking that home.”

“Ironically, for a man singing a song called ‘My Friend’, he doesn’t seem to have any.”

“Song 14 is Australia. Let’s not get into it.”

“My only piece of advice would be don’t start looking at his eyebrows unless you don’t want to stop”

“Does he advertise car insurance?”

“It’s got lots of things euro fans will enjoy: a beautiful woman, a stonking disco beat, and two half-naked men splashing around in a paddling pool.”

“Ooo. Some dodgy notes in there. I wonder if something’s gone wrong technically… Or maybe he’s just not great.”

“He wasn’t supposed to be singing but he stepped into the breach when the original singer… Came to his senses.”

“Comedy alert, ladies and gentleman.”

“Now… If I say this song is rap meets yodelling…”

“She claims to be the only yodeller in Romania. Probably because the others don’t talk about it. It’s the first rule of Yodel Club.”

“She splits her time between Berlin and London, so if you think you know her, you’ve probably seen her waiting for a bus or something.”

“Eurovision fans know it’s a long wait for the competition.” “A year. It’s a year, Timur.”

“The next thing you’ll ask is… How can three minutes be this long?”

“I just hope she enjoys it (performing) a bit more than she appears to.”

“This boy is a boy.”

“He’s literally just turned 17. He was born in this century.”

“We’ve done it, ladies and gentleman. This is song 26.”

“Terrific graphics, though. Mind you, if we’re looking at the graphics, something’s gone terribly wrong, hasn’t it.”

“Verka and her mother. I think it’s the same mother she had in 2008, we can’t be sure.”

“She (Verka) has already started drinking tonight.” “Oh, I can believe that.”

“If zombies did aerobics, it’d look a bit like this.”

“Two hundred million people… Are watching this.”

“This is quite torturous. A very long minute.”

*gasp* “I smell charisma.”

“I shared a urinal with John Ola Sand earlier. I didn’t talk to him…. Thought best not to.”

“Look at us, on the left hand side of the scoreboard.”

“Do you think she gave the other half of her jacket to the man from Croatia?”

“This is like an international version of First Dates.”

“They’re like the muppets with accents.”