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The photo I used when writing Regina in I Never Told You What I Do For A Living - Katie McGrath.

And a picture of my new tattoo for 5 Years clean of Self-harm

I like that marvel reached a point for Bucky that when he sees a racoon firing a gun on the battlefield he rolls with it. Like he doesn’t even question it, he just picks rocket up and does a cool shooty moment.

Like does Bucky even know who Thor was? He just was fighting then suddenly some guy wielding lightening, a racoon and a sentient tree shoot down to earth and began fighting as well.

do you think he was just like… ok this is happening now. ok. keep shooting Buck. keep shooting.

These two have no chill whatsoever

Writing (3)

My stupid dad has decided to tell me what I should be doing. I want to be a writer, and I've been working on a book to be published for two and a half years. Yes, I may not be the best writer, and I might not be the fastest, and I may not have lots written; but I'm dyslexic, and 12,000 words is good by my standard. So screw you, dad, and leave me to my own life and stop telling me what to do. Sorry. I had to vent a bit. He doesn't have tumblr, so I don't have to worry about him seeing this.

@iknightwriter

Life With Cats.

$tone Cold Killa

Gather round children, whilst I tell you a little story.

So I was watching Fullmetal Alchemist with my roommate, when I got thirsty and decided what the hell, Ima get myself a Coke. So I went down to the vending machine on our floor and swiped my card and pressed the button to vend the Coke. Well, TWO cokes popped out.

Weird right?

I looked around, wondering if I was on one of those punk’d shows, and grabbed both bottles. Suddenly, a loud thrumming came from the machine, and lo and behold, 6 MORE COKES CAME OUT.

After checking my debit card statement, I found that I was only charged for ONE coke. Feeling giddy but slightly guilty, I nabbed all 8 bottles of coke and went back to my room. After telling my roommate what happened, she decided to go back to the coke machine with me and see if only the Cokes are affected.

She bought two Sprites, and what the fuck do ya know, she got those damn Sprites, AS WELL AS 11 FREE COKES. 

This of course jammed the machine, and before I knew it, I was on my knees with my arm up the Coke machine, practically birthing these little fuckers. I even read off their names on their bottles as I handed them to my roommate. We also found a random Cherry Coke had popped out as well.

Behold our finished family. 19 cokes, 2 Sprites, and a Cherry Coke, all the result of a very overworked and confused Coke machine.